In the real world, where celebrities don’t exist, a parent like Hasselhoff would be without kids. Entirely. Not in LaLa land though.
It seems that fathers interested in fighting for custody should look at the Hasselhoff victory as a sign that there’s hope, but usually there is so little that it doesn’t seem worth the fight. Hasselhoff has been caught on video being drunk, eating food while laying on the floor as his daughter pleaded with him to stop drinking. He’s been caught yelling on tape after being ejected from an airplane for being drunk and disorderly.
Ask my buddy DQM at MyExIsATroll.com and he’ll tell you that he’s been kissing ass to get 50% custody of his two kids and still hasn’t gotten that. Apparently he needs to get caught being stupid and drunk on video.
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