Lake Tahoe on Fire, Not From Partying

Two of the three little pigs are sending condolences while the third little pig is talking about how he built his house with bricks and isn’t afraid of wolves or fires, just taxes and the amnesty bill.

Over 220 homes have been turned into ash along with other structures. Lt. Kevin House with the El Dorado County Sheriff Department said the fire has been devastating, stating “This is far and above the biggest disaster that has happened to this community, probably in forever.”

House wasn’t available to comment on the Ice Age nor the Big Bang, but will probably claim those as insignificant in comparison to the death of houses that cost lots of money. Of couse those losing their life’s belongings have a leg to stand on, while those without legs are wondering why they aren’t happier just having a leg to stand on.