Archive for June, 2007

Town in Massachusetts begins printing it’s own money

GREAT BARRINGTON, Massachusetts - Printed in 5 different denominations there are about 844,000 BerkShares in circulation, worth $759,600 at the fixed exchange rate of 1 BerkShare to 90 U.S. cents.

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Women dream about sex as often as men do in latest study

In a just released study both men and women had logged their dreams and both dreamed about sex about eight percent of the time.

The study didn’t mention that most of the men were dreaming about women dreaming about sex though.

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Hasselhoff Is Better Than You

In the real world, where celebrities don’t exist, a parent like Hasselhoff would be without kids. Entirely. Not in LaLa land though. Continue Reading »

Dads lead moms in job satisfaction poll of children

Dads are doing a better job parenting than moms in recent polls. Overall, 47% of Americans say fathers of children under the age of 18 are now doing a worse job as parents than fathers did two or three decades ago; this compares with 56% who say mothers are doing a worse job.
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Prisoner attempts suicide by hammering pen into eye with bible

A Marion County Jail inmate tried to commit suicide by hammering an ink pen in to his left eye with a Bible, officials said.

Corrections officers said they used a Taser to prevent Lester Williams, 28, from further harming himself on Saturday night.

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Most Annoying Dell Post Ever

Recently a heavily read blog post has been getting way to much attention, most likely from morons and idiots and their inbred brothers. Continue Reading »

Michael Moore, go ahead pirate my movies - I don’t care

In this video circus freak and pretend documentary film maker Michael Moore says he doesn’t mind people pirating his movies. So please never pay for one of his sorry ass movies again. Continue Reading »

India produces world’s cheapest car for $2,467

Sure this car will make the unsafe Chinese cars look like Volvos.
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Astronauts break out staple gun to fix space station

The astronauts will secure the blanket using staples found in the shuttle’s medical kit and pins that come from the shuttle’s tile repair kit. If those methods don’t work, NASA flight controllers will have the astronauts sew it into place using a stainless steel wire and an instrument that resembles a small needle.
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Man shoots computer after wife chatting to men on my space

SCRANTON, Pa. — Police said a Scranton man assaulted his wife and shot her computer after he came home early Tuesday morning and found her chatting online with other men.
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