Archive for July, 2007

Minister in a skirt arrested at carwash

Popular Virginia pastor and Christian radio show host was charged with DUI, and indecent exposure. Tommy Tester, 58, of Bristol, Va., was arrested last week by Johnson City police after they say he urinated in front of children at a car wash.Police also said Tester, who was wearing a skirt, offered to perform oral sex on officers who responded to the car wash.
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Women love Japanese vibrations

When American’s think of something creative and technologically new, it’s usually based on the inventor’s wants, in Japan it seems that women’s desire leads the way.  For the low price of $243 you can actually make your woman pleased both physically and mentally, which would be a lot less than hiring someone else to please your woman. Continue Reading »

Panel finds austronauts flew drunk

A panel reviewing astronaut health issues in the wake of the Lisa Nowak arrest has found that on at least two occasions astronauts were allowed to fly after flight surgeons and other astronauts warned they were so intoxicated that they posed a flight-safety risk.
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Man Mutilates Member, Retard Award Given

A man in Florida decided that he would take to removing his member.  I’m not sure about the facts of this story, just that you know a woman was at fault for this (at some level).

I was given official permission to bestow James Powell with the Retard Of The Week award.

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Villagers find witch, react accordingly

When I heard about stripping, some beating, and hot iron rods I thought that my dominatrix was back from her vacation.  Unfortunately for a woman in Jharkland, India though it was all about the death and not about the fun.  It seems that being a witch in Jharkland is a bad idea. Continue Reading »

Bikini Any Service

I’m pretty sure that the guy who figured out having attractive girls in bikinis do lawn work didn’t need a 4-year degree. This service is not being offered where I live, but I would buy a house with a lawn if it were.

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Tammy Faye Bakker Messner dies

In something of an unexpected event, Tammy Faye has died.  Faye’s personal website gave the news of the death today, though she reportedly died on Friday, after having battled with cancer. Continue Reading »

Win at slots, go to jail

In Indiana, prosecutors are considering slapping users of slot machines with faulty software with criminal charges.  Some slot machine at Caesars Indiana credited gamblers $10 for each $1 put in due to having software that was not designed for U.S. currency. Continue Reading »

NBA referee caught changing games for the mob

If having lower ratings than the national spelling bee wasn’t bad enough the NBA now has an even bigger headache on it’s hands. THE FBI is investigating an NBA referee who allegedly was betting on basketball games - including ones he was officiating during the past two seasons - as part of an organized-crime probe.
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180 foot Homer Simpson offending Pagans

A 180 foot image of Homer Simpson has been painted into the hillside, next to the famous fertility symbol - the Cerne Abbas giant - in Dorset.
Though Homer is drawn in biodegradeable paint, local pagans aren’t amused, saying that the proximity of Homer is disrespectful. Ann Bryn-Evans, joint Wessex district manager for the Pagan Federation adds that they’ll be doing some “rain magic” to wash it away.
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