Archive for July, 2007
Snoop dog gets reality show
Snoop Dogg’s home and work lives will be on display in a new reality series, E! Entertainment Television said Friday. The series, scheduled to debut in late 2007 and described by the cable channel as “hilarious and heartwarming,” will show the hip-hop heavyweight trying to balance his different worlds. No comment about whether Snoop dog plans a weekend binge of gambling at the hard rock casino in Florida to celebrate.
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Iran to allow U.N. nuclear inspectors
In breaking news Iran to allow U.N. experts to inspect a nuclear facility, reversing a previous ban, the International Atomic Energy Agency said. In an international game of red light, green light Inspectors are losing track of how many times they have been allowed in and kicked out. The good news is they now have enough flights on Air Iran to qualify for a free flight, unless they are a woman and then they have to stay at home and cover themselves in bed linens if they can’t find a burka.
Jews find Chinese authorities fruitless
Chinese are exerting their control over a website, this time it isn’t about Google or Wikipedia, it’s about a lesser known site shvoong.com. Continue Reading »
Psychologist tells new hire “job duties will include rub downs and oral sex”
Here’s the rub – a Manhattan jury yesterday found that a psychologist accused of groping a prospective employee touched her, but it wasn’t a bad touch. Dr. William Swan was found not guilty in the assault-and-battery lawsuit by a six person jury on the July 18.
The jury foreman, Post City Hall Bureau Chief David Seifman, said the jurors considered it a case of “he said/she said” – and neither told the whole truth. “The testimony on both sides was not entirely believable,” Seifman said, and “there was no evidence against him besides what [Sola] said.” He said that while the jurors believed Swan did massage her…
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Two Retards Left Alone Get Into Trouble
This just shows you that when two retards are given the availability to time, chemicals, and co-workers, only pranks can result. In a recent interview with Jerome, I asked him why he would torture those around him with this sort of humor and his response was “Because I’m retarded.”
Knowing that this sort of thing can and will happen, I asked about future plans and was told that there is a big, big project set for the near future but the weather conditions must be right.
Bill & Ted’s Excellent Adventure of Pluto Nash
I’m not sure why, but there’s word from Digital Spy that there will be another sequel to Bill & Ted’s (Excellent Adventure, Bogus Journey). Seems that Keanu Reeves and that other guy won’t be in this movie. Though I’m not sure they were in the last one or two, I guess my mind blocks out bad memories pretty well.
Lawn chair pilot flies with 105 balloons
Kent Couch settled down in his lawn chair with some snacks – and a parachute. Attached to his lawn chair were 105 large helium balloons. Destination: Idaho.
With instruments to measure his altitude and speed, a global positioning system device in his pocket, and about four plastic bags holding five gallons of water each to act as ballast – he could turn a spigot, release water and rise – Couch headed into the Oregon sky.
US born latinos less healthy than immigrants
Hispanics born and raised in the United States may be in poorer health than new immigrants — with higher rates of diabetes, high blood pressure and high cholesterol, U.S. researchers reported on Tuesday.
Poor eating habits, smoking, fast food and a lack of exercise are all likely to blame, the team at the University of Southern California, the University of California Los Angeles and the University of Pennsylvania said.
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Arrest made in pizza delivery bank robbery
Four years after the pizza delivery man bank robbery that ended with the man with a bomb strapped to his neck being killed on tape an arrest has been made. Pizza delivery man Brian Wells allegedly locked into a bombing device by a stranger and ordered to rob a bank branch outside Erie, Pa., Aug. 28, 2003. When he was detained by state police following the robbery, the bomb exploded, killing him instantly.
Sources say the indictments will center on a former high school valedictorian with bipolar disorder who is believed to be the ringleader of a bizarre Pennsylvania bank robbery gone bad. What remains vexingly unclear is whether pizza-delivery man Brian Wells was involved in the plot in any way.
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Ladies like men with muscles
Muscular young men are likely to have more sex partners than their less-chiseled peers, researchers at the University of California Los Angeles said on Monday.
Their study, published in the Personality and Social Psychology Bulletin, suggests muscles in men are akin to elaborate tail feathers in male peacocks: They attract females looking for a virile mate.
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