Someone let the Dog out, and it wasn’t the Baha Men. Duane Chapman was maybe released from charges. Maybe. Maybe? Oh ya, it’s because the court papers were written in some sort of sandscript that is unreadable by experts. Dog’s attorney said that he “received a favorable ruling from the people in Puerto Vallarta. The extent of that ruling is unknown as we are still in the process of translating it.”
I’m not sure how hard it is to get a favorable ruling in Puerto Vallarta, perhaps someone needs to buy packages of chicklets from all of the families on the jury? This of course makes Puerto Vallarta good for hangovers, syphilis, all you can eat pharmacies, and disobeying the law.
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