Good Wall of China

In what I would only describe as an internationally retarded act, China has begun building the second Great Wall, only this wall will be more semi-good and not great.  At three feet tall and 25 feet long, the wall’s purpose will be to guard against mice.

When Lujiao, a town in central Hunan province that was overrun by field mice last month, was faced with 2 billion field mice, crops were damaged and women throughout the town jumped on chairs yelloing for their husbands to save them.

Some alternative options for China:

• invest in mouse-wheels
• start eating anything that moves (like that’s something new?)
• ship the mice to Ethopia (they’ll eat anything)
• train the mice to assemble cheap electronics and raise the GDP

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