Proof that redheads are genetic defects
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It’s not a well known fact yet but it soon will be, redheads are genetic defects. Sorry to have to say it like that, but there really is no other way to put it out there. When the Darwin theory starts to take you out, you know that you are a defect. Now that you have thought about it and started to digest the thought, following is proof to the defect theory.
Some of the article points make a lot of sense, like that redheaded people are a genetic mutation. Though it might sound cruel, really it’s not. Life is life. Redheads are mutants or defects:
REDHEADS are becoming rarer and could be extinct in 100 years, according to genetic scientists.
The current National Geographic magazine reports that less than two per cent of the world’s population has natural red hair, created by a mutation in northern Europe thousands of years ago.
Global intermingling, which broadens the availability of possible partners, has reduced the chances of redheads meeting and producing little redheads of their own.
It takes only one red-haired parent to produce ginger-headed babies, but two redheads obviously create a much stronger possibility.
If the gingers really want to save themselves they should move to Scotland.
An estimated 40 per cent of Scots carry the red gene and 13 per cent actually have red hair.
Some experts say that redheads could be gone as early as 2060, but others say the gene can be dormant for generations before returning.
National Geographic says the gene at first had the beneficial effect of increasing the body’s ability to make vitamin D from sunlight.
However, today’s carriers are more prone to skin cancer and have a higher sensitivity to heat and cold-related pain.
If you needed more proof than National Geographic telling you this, you could always just think about anyone you know that is a redhead. You remembering someone…? Genetic defect. Right? Exactly.
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rangas are a discrace to the human race. it is disgusting and shamefull to acknowledge that they are infact human.
I hope you die a painful death. This is a hate site. Seriously. Go **** yourself.
Ok, I take that back. I don’t hope you die a painful death, in fact, I hope it’s peaceful. But you can still go **** yourself.
L, I am very sorry that you are a redhead and though I don’t feel your pain (as I’m not a genetic defect), I can understand that you don’t appreciate people pointing out the incurable ailment that you have been inflicted with; but using hateful language doesn’t make things any better for you.
I recommend that you start up a new oganization trying to find a cure for your freakish disease that apparently has consumed too much of your genetic-defect-red-headed life.
Good luck. Let me know where I can donate some of my vast fortune so that one day we can eradicate all red-headedness from this planet.
L, this is not a hate site. It’s more of a hard love website, think the honest friend who tells you that your dress isn’t the fault that you look fat – it’s the fat underneath the ugly dress that makes you look fat.
The comments were better than the article, as the article was very poorly written. Loved the comment for “L” though.
BOB, sorry that the article wasn’t too entertaining… it’s just a news article, so there’s very little added to it. Most of the articles on this site are just reposts from other news sources.
Entertainment and personal commentary can be found at Retard Zone.
****wit get a life!!! I bet you are an ugly arse who is threatened by the beauty of redheads because you were rejected by one. Why oh why would you waste time even composing this piece of crap. I agree with L I hope you die a horrribly painful death!!!!
Are you arguing with the science quoted in this article? Look up the facts, nothing here is made up (try using Google). Upsetting people like you is why this site was made.
the proof that the rangas are a major gentetic defect is evidenced by the small number of posts on this site. It is an aboslute shame that ‘uwes’ people are a dying a slow (becoming extinct just like the ranga dinosaurs(they were ruthless back lacked some sort of solid genetic colour) death) because i think the variety in hair colour is what makes this world awesome – go you good red things (aka rangas) – i love you like a red motherf******!!!.
i would just lyk to say that redheads arent gentic defects. Because lots of ppl find attraction for em.. just because one or two f*cktards like ya selfs dnt like dont mean that there defects. I must say there r some hot redheads arent there and get a lot of fken attention. so wtf r you on about c*nt. obviously your some what rytardded in some way because, telling certain ppl that have red hair are defects thats just fuked man…. btw does strawberry blonde count as a redhead?
WTF C*NT, I am really interested if you have always had problems with communicating using some semblance of the English language. Instead of attempting to get into a deep and meaningful conversation though, I’ll just answer you question about “strawberry blonde”.
Since the “blonde” part of that description precludes someone from having the ailment of gingervitis, a “strawberry blonde” does not count as a redhead.
I’m not gonna lie, 99.9% of redheads I’ve come in contact with was a selfish hot-headed A$$HOLE. I’ve not met one ginger that I actually liked. Ok…there was this one redhead guy in high school that was pretty funny..but he was also really really weird…
There is proof, not just here that it’s a defect abiet a obvious physical one. I wouldn’t say they are souless. Their DNA is faulty in some way; they are prone to sickness, light sensitivity, cancer, etc. This one genius acts like a know it all, smarts off in front of other people, AND hasn’t hit puberty yet.
This so called college student prides himself in believing he is superior to everyone b/c he lived in Mexico for a bit. Our Spanish class is not on his level. And when this FREAK OF NATURE speaks it sounds like a woman.
Survival of the fittest is how nature works. So what if it’s mean.
Strong survive, the weak die out.
More and more redheads are being born and the gene will either die out or go into a recessive state. Get over it, hair and skin color don’t matter MOST of the time.
Someone forgot to do their homework, me thinks…Redheads aren’t going extinct. Check it out: http://science.howstuffworks.com/genetic-science/redhead-extinction.htm
PS I think most of these people just have red pube envy—I would be mean and jealous as well if I had boring, average, brown short n’ curlies.
Well I scored over 90 on all SATs but fine whatever. I’m glad I’m not like everyone else. If having red hair means being a mutant then well… Why the hell not? Redheads are awesome and you’re just jealous, bitch.
Actually, while redheads ARE more prone to light sensitivity and whatnot we are also MORE resistant to things like electrical shock pain. Also the mutation that causes red hair (which doesn’t not actually require two redheaded parents, just that they both carry the appropriate gene) makes us able to produce more Vitamin D with less sunlight than the rest of you. Perfect for living in colder climates.
And Julia’s right.. Red hair isn’t going extinct. The “study” that came up with that was funded by Proctor and Gamble (P&G is the parent company for many of the products in your house, one of which is hair dye.)
Genetic, Shmenetic, I don’t care what you call it, the fact that we redheads have a genetic mutation only proves that we are much more unique than the rest. I am one beautiful redhead who feels very gifted to be a redhead and I am so happy I stand out in a crowd. I turn heads wherever I go. Not conceited, purely fact…
I highly doubt that redheads will be extinct in a hundred years, however if they did actually begin to disappear it would be easy enough to conclude that the “white” race could be dwindling as well because of inter-racial breeding.
And if that was indeed the case then in a couple hundred years whites themselves could start to disappear since Asian and African genes are more dominant. Heck even Hispanic genes are more dominant then caucasion genes.
So if redheads really did disappear in a hundred years whites in general probably wouldn’t be too far from the extinction list as well in the grand scale of things.
I have been telling people this for years. It is not just a general dislike for ginger but it is truly a defect. Most of friends believe this to be rant that I like to partake in when drunk because they don’t want to believe thetruth. IT IS A DEFECT, THEY ARE MUTATIONS. The only things worse than a ginge is the ones who do not try and mask it with hair dye, razors or hats!
Thank you for webpage. It is possibly the best things I have seen on the internet for years.
I am a genetic mutation and wear my red hair with pride. I don’t blend in with the crowd and have the same dull hair color as 98% of the world. That works just fine for me. Every day I see women who try in vain to dye their hair red, and they fail miserably. If you aren’t born to it, you should not wear it because with the true color comes an attitude that says “F*ck you, I’m fabulous!” Don’t hate. You don’t like us, it’s because you are too lame to handle us. Real Men love Red.
RedDee, I don’t mean to be the one that tells you this but “Real Men” don’t love red, they are told at an early age to avoid red. Wives don’t want their husbands around red. Girlfriends are shy when they are red. Red isn’t the new pink. Sorry.
I notice you are very quick to point out the “defects” in others (such as my fellow readheads.) But little do you realize my ignorant friend, that you are also a defect. Allow me to futher enlighten you… the very definition of defect is a shortcoming, fault, or imperfection..so unless you are implying that you are perfect you are just as “defective” as I am. Furthermore, since you are the flawless one of us all, id like you to point out the traits that a perfect person should have…FACT: Every single one of us has some sort of genetic defect. I have dark red hair, pale skin, freckles and big blue eyes…and guess what? im a “mutant” model banking $200,000 + a year…want to know why the agency loves me?…BECAUSE I HAVE BEAUTIFUL RED HAIR AND PALE SKIN!!! And im with a “real man” calvin clein model, so please show me how we are not desirable by men? And btw in all the great research, did you realize that mutation is the way of evolution? In other words **** the human race in general had to mutate to survive…else we would all perish. But I think id rather go extinct than end up an ignorant, unintelligent, babbling, idiot as yourself.
Blonde hair is a mutation. Slanted eyelids is a mutation. Everything is a mutation. Learn evolution.
we should all face the fact that red heads are a mutation that being said the side affects are as follows… extremely kinky, horny, amazing in bed, when a red head is hot he/she is HOT!!! always likes bdsm stuff, and is pretty much willing to try anything, now im not a red head but my wife is… and is she a defect yes do i mind NOT AT ALL!!!!
From Avenzane’s wife:
First off, Hilarious! I loved the article, it cracked me up! Here though is an equation for everyone to think about:
Red heads are genetic mutations.
X-men are genetic mutations.
Therefore: All redheads are X-men. Booyah!!!
Don’t believe me? Tell me then- why does everyone say that you should never get a redhead angry, or mess with an angry redhead, huh?
GO X-MEN!!!!! WOOOO HOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Don’t hate us because we are rare gems. Anyone can find a brunette or a blond (boring!). Only a select few get the privilege of finding what you call “freaks”. Don’t be a hater. Try a redhead ~ we’re actually pretty cool creatures.
Being a redhead may be a genetic defect but I feel blessed to be different. I love being a red head and get compliments all the time of how beautiful my hair is I LOVE IT!! Everyone who is not a red head should be jealous : ) not that not being a red head is bad.. Im the only one in my family with red hair.
also I didn’t read any proof… just sayin
It’s actually not a genetic defect – it’s an adaptation that was caused years ago in climates where there was limited exposure ot sunlight, so humans developed a gene that would allow them to absorb Vitamin D easier. This is the same kind of adaptation such as people having more hair as they have lived in cold environments for generations and have thus started to adapt.
Also, it is stated that the majority of the population carry rhe recessive “red-hair gene” even if they do not show signs of it – does this not make you a “mutant” as well? Hmm, or did we choose to ignore that fact? Anyway, if you have a freckle, a mole, a beauty spot, a skin tag, etc., anywhere on you then aren’t you a “mutant” as well?
Micheal, retardnews? Im guessing you got beaten up by retards when you were younger. I can tell your a ****ing looser by your responses. All efforts on this site indicate that lazy ****s with no lives must run strong in your family.
Hi
I would just like to state that the people calling the “haters” “retarded” should infact learn to spell the word “retarded”.
Also, REDHEADS ARE GENETIC DEFECTS!
It has been proven idiots, read the facts, I’m not a hater, I just hate the people who think we’re “haters” because we believe in the facts in this f*cking article. -de arimasu
You silly c*nts.
Enjoy posting hater comments back to me after I post this comment, I’m truly overjoyed and feel completely fulfilled that the “rangas” will die out.
Catcha c*nts I’m f*cking outta here. :3
death to the defect, death to the defect kill em alll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I’m a brunette and I know a few redheads my sister who is 16 she gets ticked really easily however my friend matt and cousins nick and maddison are calm ppl. Some redheads have a temper some do not. I’m 17 and I get very intimidated when my sister gets angry . She knows this to coz whenever she walks in the room everyone in our group of friends follows what she suggests “I just basically reply coz she has that leadership role in our group” . She knows that ppl are afraid of her she says “Im not gonna bite their heads off why are ppl so afraid of me” . I think its best not tell her why Because she is naturally fiesty u defintley dnt wanna b around when she gets angry coz she screams at the top off her lungs . So a rule in life never piss off a redhead
tht sukk tht red head are a defect..im a redhead nd it does sukk to kno u are a defect..ppl are really rasist who want to get rid of red head not everyone has the luck to have red head…and other would die to have red hair…im happy with the color of mi hair its a tamarindo color….im glad i dont have black or brown hair…sukk to summ ppl hate head haed and want to get rid of them..
Wow, I’m not sure that I have the ability to convert your writing into something the monkeys that usually reply to the genetic defects could understand, so I guess you get the luck of a human! I don’t think that it matters if me, Jerome, and Eric Cartman all agree that redheads are defects, it’s a scientifically proven fact….. and the opinion of the general non-ginger community.
I am a hot red head. anyone who wants proof, respond to this comment and ill try to remember to look back at this and send one.
But, most red heads are hideous =]
ok i agree that red hair is a genetic mutaion there is nor argueing that its a scientific fact, but i dont understand the prejedice i mean are we really a different race? i mean sure there are certen traits most red heads have but that dosent make us a race, i am acctualy getting a kick out of the funny “hateful” comets written here, i hope you can all grow up one day and stop being a bunch of prejeduce Tools ;P
ok first of all, obviouslyim a redhead (u can tell by my name) and this isnt too bad a of a website although i wouldn’t say its a bad thing to have redhair. Its rare and i feel bad for people who dont have it because its pretty and who ever is a redhead should be proud to be one. Im not insulting anyone who doesnt have redhair but dont be mean about it because your jealous, thanks
Redheads for the win. Haters can suck it!
I agree with everything this man said… I hate with a passion those stupid redheads that have green eyes and are left handed!!! No for real the real reason us redheads are going extinct is because redheaded women are complete bitches. I stick with my Mexicans because they are wild women in the sack and because they feed me like I am on death row and isn’t that what every guy wants. SCREW PASSING MY REDHEADEDNESS ON TO THE NEXT GENERATION, I JUST WANT FOOD!!!
TheRedheadBastard is the smartest ginger ever!
Either you really believe this and are a true dumbass bastard, or you think you are exceedingly witty / funny. Either way, shut the hell up.
Ok,ok Now what I would like to know is where is any proof that redheaded people are defects, you just said redheaded people are defects bla bla bla and nothing about why and how. Now if you are a redheaded person you should be proud and not let articles and people like this bring you down. I have also noticed people saying kill them all, well how the hell are you suppose to kill them all when I bet you couldn’t even kill a chicken. Redheaded people have the greatest history and future to come. TO THE POINT HOW ARE REDHEADED PEOPLE DEFECTS WHEN THEY WERE ON THE PLANET FIRST – CELTS AND VILKING are examples of this I have even heard the roman army used them in battle because of how powerful they were, you can do nothing to stop redheaded people and without them in the world it would be bland.
I have red hair and I am absolutely ridiculous. There is something seriously wrong with my communicative skills. I have no problem calling myself seriously defective in some ways. It is absolutely true that there has never been a redhead alive that wasn’t a total freakshow when you really get to know him/her. Plus we are all just alcoholic time-bombs ticking away! There are lots of blonde jokes out there when all of that really has more to do with with ditzy blonde sluts than the population of blonde haired people. When it comes to red heads, there aren’t really any jokes but there really, really should be! We are a very weird bunch! I have gotten better at biting my tongue when something completely ridiculous runs through my mind but here I’m in my mid-30s and to say that I’ve gotten better doesn’t really mean that I’m good at it; by any means. I am just downright creepy sometimes. And when someone says something creepy you usually just stare at them for a minute and think, “OK that was weird.” But when a redhead says something creepy and you look at them with that blazing fireball of a head, you just wanna run away right? I understand! Seriously, I totally understand!
All of that being said, the last thing I ever want to be is “Normal” a.k.a. “Average”. I think I prefer being the crazy looking gem in the pile of stupid rocks!
FYI … I have a blonde friend who is very intelligent … but is also a slut. :/
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