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Proof that redheads are genetic defects

It’s not a well known fact yet but it soon will be, redheads are genetic defects.  Sorry to have to say it like that, but there really is no other way to put it out there.  When the Darwin theory starts to take you out, you know that you are a defect.  Now that you have thought about it and started to digest the thought, following is proof to the defect theory.

Some of the article points make a lot of sense, like that redheaded people are a genetic mutation.  Though it might sound cruel, really it’s not.  Life is life.  Redheads are mutants or defects:

REDHEADS are becoming rarer and could be extinct in 100 years, according to genetic scientists.

The current National Geographic magazine reports that less than two per cent of the world’s population has natural red hair, created by a mutation in northern Europe thousands of years ago.

Global intermingling, which broadens the availability of possible partners, has reduced the chances of redheads meeting and producing little redheads of their own.

It takes only one red-haired parent to produce ginger-headed babies, but two redheads obviously create a much stronger possibility.

If the gingers really want to save themselves they should move to Scotland.

An estimated 40 per cent of Scots carry the red gene and 13 per cent actually have red hair.

Some experts say that redheads could be gone as early as 2060, but others say the gene can be dormant for generations before returning.

National Geographic says the gene at first had the beneficial effect of increasing the body’s ability to make vitamin D from sunlight.

However, today’s carriers are more prone to skin cancer and have a higher sensitivity to heat and cold-related pain.

If you needed more proof than National Geographic telling you this, you could always just think about anyone you know that is a redhead. You remembering someone…? Genetic defect. Right? Exactly.

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Posted By: Michael Sharpe

News Category: Everyday Retards

 

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