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Proof that redheads are genetic defects

It’s not a well known fact yet but it soon will be, redheads are genetic defects.  Sorry to have to say it like that, but there really is no other way to put it out there.  When the Darwin theory starts to take you out, you know that you are a defect.  Now that you have thought about it and started to digest the thought, following is proof to the defect theory.

Some of the article points make a lot of sense, like that redheaded people are a genetic mutation.  Though it might sound cruel, really it’s not.  Life is life.  Redheads are mutants or defects:

REDHEADS are becoming rarer and could be extinct in 100 years, according to genetic scientists.

The current National Geographic magazine reports that less than two per cent of the world’s population has natural red hair, created by a mutation in northern Europe thousands of years ago.

Global intermingling, which broadens the availability of possible partners, has reduced the chances of redheads meeting and producing little redheads of their own.

It takes only one red-haired parent to produce ginger-headed babies, but two redheads obviously create a much stronger possibility.

If the gingers really want to save themselves they should move to Scotland.

An estimated 40 per cent of Scots carry the red gene and 13 per cent actually have red hair.

Some experts say that redheads could be gone as early as 2060, but others say the gene can be dormant for generations before returning.

National Geographic says the gene at first had the beneficial effect of increasing the body’s ability to make vitamin D from sunlight.

However, today’s carriers are more prone to skin cancer and have a higher sensitivity to heat and cold-related pain.

If you needed more proof than National Geographic telling you this, you could always just think about anyone you know that is a redhead. You remembering someone…? Genetic defect. Right? Exactly.

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25 Responses to “Proof that redheads are genetic defects”

  1. [...] (for more on the redheads endangered species) [...]

  2. rangas are a discrace to the human race. it is disgusting and shamefull to acknowledge that they are infact human.

    cat willy on 31 Oct 2008 at 5:04 am
  3. I hope you die a painful death. This is a hate site. Seriously. Go **** yourself.

    L on 23 Feb 2009 at 9:51 am
  4. Ok, I take that back. I don’t hope you die a painful death, in fact, I hope it’s peaceful. But you can still go **** yourself. :-)

    L on 23 Feb 2009 at 9:56 am
  5. L, I am very sorry that you are a redhead and though I don’t feel your pain (as I’m not a genetic defect), I can understand that you don’t appreciate people pointing out the incurable ailment that you have been inflicted with; but using hateful language doesn’t make things any better for you.

    I recommend that you start up a new oganization trying to find a cure for your freakish disease that apparently has consumed too much of your genetic-defect-red-headed life.

    Good luck. Let me know where I can donate some of my vast fortune so that one day we can eradicate all red-headedness from this planet.

    Michael on 23 Feb 2009 at 5:35 pm
  6. L, this is not a hate site. It’s more of a hard love website, think the honest friend who tells you that your dress isn’t the fault that you look fat – it’s the fat underneath the ugly dress that makes you look fat.

    steve22 on 23 Feb 2009 at 5:37 pm
  7. The comments were better than the article, as the article was very poorly written. Loved the comment for “L” though.

    BOB on 26 Mar 2009 at 4:02 am
  8. BOB, sorry that the article wasn’t too entertaining… it’s just a news article, so there’s very little added to it. Most of the articles on this site are just reposts from other news sources.
    Entertainment and personal commentary can be found at Retard Zone.

    Michael on 30 Mar 2009 at 5:26 pm
  9. ****wit get a life!!! I bet you are an ugly arse who is threatened by the beauty of redheads because you were rejected by one. Why oh why would you waste time even composing this piece of crap. I agree with L I hope you die a horrribly painful death!!!!

    T on 02 Apr 2009 at 5:48 am
  10. Are you arguing with the science quoted in this article? Look up the facts, nothing here is made up (try using Google). Upsetting people like you is why this site was made.

    jerome on 09 Apr 2009 at 7:13 am
  11. the proof that the rangas are a major gentetic defect is evidenced by the small number of posts on this site. It is an aboslute shame that ‘uwes’ people are a dying a slow (becoming extinct just like the ranga dinosaurs(they were ruthless back lacked some sort of solid genetic colour) death) because i think the variety in hair colour is what makes this world awesome – go you good red things (aka rangas) – i love you like a red motherf******!!!.

    majorranga on 02 May 2009 at 1:39 pm
  12. i would just lyk to say that redheads arent gentic defects. Because lots of ppl find attraction for em.. just because one or two f*cktards like ya selfs dnt like dont mean that there defects. I must say there r some hot redheads arent there and get a lot of fken attention. so wtf r you on about c*nt. obviously your some what rytardded in some way because, telling certain ppl that have red hair are defects thats just fuked man…. btw does strawberry blonde count as a redhead?

    WTF C*NT on 08 Jun 2009 at 6:43 am
  13. WTF C*NT, I am really interested if you have always had problems with communicating using some semblance of the English language. Instead of attempting to get into a deep and meaningful conversation though, I’ll just answer you question about “strawberry blonde”.

    Since the “blonde” part of that description precludes someone from having the ailment of gingervitis, a “strawberry blonde” does not count as a redhead.

    Michael on 12 Jun 2009 at 4:47 pm
  14. I’m not gonna lie, 99.9% of redheads I’ve come in contact with was a selfish hot-headed A$$HOLE. I’ve not met one ginger that I actually liked. Ok…there was this one redhead guy in high school that was pretty funny..but he was also really really weird…

    Lauren on 22 Jul 2009 at 8:56 pm
  15. There is proof, not just here that it’s a defect abiet a obvious physical one. I wouldn’t say they are souless. Their DNA is faulty in some way; they are prone to sickness, light sensitivity, cancer, etc. This one genius acts like a know it all, smarts off in front of other people, AND hasn’t hit puberty yet.
    This so called college student prides himself in believing he is superior to everyone b/c he lived in Mexico for a bit. Our Spanish class is not on his level. And when this FREAK OF NATURE speaks it sounds like a woman.
    Survival of the fittest is how nature works. So what if it’s mean.
    Strong survive, the weak die out.
    More and more redheads are being born and the gene will either die out or go into a recessive state. Get over it, hair and skin color don’t matter MOST of the time.

    Brian on 28 Jul 2009 at 10:46 pm
  16. Someone forgot to do their homework, me thinks…Redheads aren’t going extinct. Check it out: http://science.howstuffworks.com/genetic-science/redhead-extinction.htm

    PS I think most of these people just have red pube envy—I would be mean and jealous as well if I had boring, average, brown short n’ curlies.

    Julia on 03 Aug 2009 at 3:39 am
  17. Well I scored over 90 on all SATs but fine whatever. I’m glad I’m not like everyone else. If having red hair means being a mutant then well… Why the hell not? Redheads are awesome and you’re just jealous, bitch.

    redhead on 13 Aug 2009 at 3:57 am
  18. Actually, while redheads ARE more prone to light sensitivity and whatnot we are also MORE resistant to things like electrical shock pain. Also the mutation that causes red hair (which doesn’t not actually require two redheaded parents, just that they both carry the appropriate gene) makes us able to produce more Vitamin D with less sunlight than the rest of you. Perfect for living in colder climates.
    And Julia’s right.. Red hair isn’t going extinct. The “study” that came up with that was funded by Proctor and Gamble (P&G is the parent company for many of the products in your house, one of which is hair dye.)

    Me on 07 Sep 2009 at 3:04 pm
  19. Genetic, Shmenetic, I don’t care what you call it, the fact that we redheads have a genetic mutation only proves that we are much more unique than the rest. I am one beautiful redhead who feels very gifted to be a redhead and I am so happy I stand out in a crowd. I turn heads wherever I go. Not conceited, purely fact…

    Leslie on 08 Oct 2009 at 5:36 am
  20. I highly doubt that redheads will be extinct in a hundred years, however if they did actually begin to disappear it would be easy enough to conclude that the “white” race could be dwindling as well because of inter-racial breeding.
    And if that was indeed the case then in a couple hundred years whites themselves could start to disappear since Asian and African genes are more dominant. Heck even Hispanic genes are more dominant then caucasion genes.
    So if redheads really did disappear in a hundred years whites in general probably wouldn’t be too far from the extinction list as well in the grand scale of things.

    Edison on 08 Oct 2009 at 4:57 pm
  21. I have been telling people this for years. It is not just a general dislike for ginger but it is truly a defect. Most of friends believe this to be rant that I like to partake in when drunk because they don’t want to believe thetruth. IT IS A DEFECT, THEY ARE MUTATIONS. The only things worse than a ginge is the ones who do not try and mask it with hair dye, razors or hats!

    Thank you for webpage. It is possibly the best things I have seen on the internet for years.

    carla (blonde haired) Smith on 08 Nov 2009 at 12:59 pm
  22. I am a genetic mutation and wear my red hair with pride. I don’t blend in with the crowd and have the same dull hair color as 98% of the world. That works just fine for me. Every day I see women who try in vain to dye their hair red, and they fail miserably. If you aren’t born to it, you should not wear it because with the true color comes an attitude that says “F*ck you, I’m fabulous!” Don’t hate. You don’t like us, it’s because you are too lame to handle us. Real Men love Red.

    RedDee on 17 Nov 2009 at 12:17 am
  23. RedDee, I don’t mean to be the one that tells you this but “Real Men” don’t love red, they are told at an early age to avoid red. Wives don’t want their husbands around red. Girlfriends are shy when they are red. Red isn’t the new pink. Sorry.

    Michael on 24 Nov 2009 at 10:46 pm
  24. I notice you are very quick to point out the “defects” in others (such as my fellow readheads.) But little do you realize my ignorant friend, that you are also a defect. Allow me to futher enlighten you… the very definition of defect is a shortcoming, fault, or imperfection..so unless you are implying that you are perfect you are just as “defective” as I am. Furthermore, since you are the flawless one of us all, id like you to point out the traits that a perfect person should have…FACT: Every single one of us has some sort of genetic defect. I have dark red hair, pale skin, freckles and big blue eyes…and guess what? im a “mutant” model banking $200,000 + a year…want to know why the agency loves me?…BECAUSE I HAVE BEAUTIFUL RED HAIR AND PALE SKIN!!! And im with a “real man” calvin clein model, so please show me how we are not desirable by men? And btw in all the great research, did you realize that mutation is the way of evolution? In other words **** the human race in general had to mutate to survive…else we would all perish. But I think id rather go extinct than end up an ignorant, unintelligent, babbling, idiot as yourself.

    LF on 10 Dec 2009 at 1:04 am
  25. Blonde hair is a mutation. Slanted eyelids is a mutation. Everything is a mutation. Learn evolution.

    oomfs on 03 Feb 2010 at 10:47 pm
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