Proof that redheads are genetic defects
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It’s not a well known fact yet but it soon will be, redheads are genetic defects. Sorry to have to say it like that, but there really is no other way to put it out there. When the Darwin theory starts to take you out, you know that you are a defect. Now that you have thought about it and started to digest the thought, following is proof to the defect theory.
Some of the article points make a lot of sense, like that redheaded people are a genetic mutation. Though it might sound cruel, really it’s not. Life is life. Redheads are mutants or defects:
REDHEADS are becoming rarer and could be extinct in 100 years, according to genetic scientists.
The current National Geographic magazine reports that less than two per cent of the world’s population has natural red hair, created by a mutation in northern Europe thousands of years ago.
Global intermingling, which broadens the availability of possible partners, has reduced the chances of redheads meeting and producing little redheads of their own.
It takes only one red-haired parent to produce ginger-headed babies, but two redheads obviously create a much stronger possibility.
If the gingers really want to save themselves they should move to Scotland.
An estimated 40 per cent of Scots carry the red gene and 13 per cent actually have red hair.
Some experts say that redheads could be gone as early as 2060, but others say the gene can be dormant for generations before returning.
National Geographic says the gene at first had the beneficial effect of increasing the body’s ability to make vitamin D from sunlight.
However, today’s carriers are more prone to skin cancer and have a higher sensitivity to heat and cold-related pain.
If you needed more proof than National Geographic telling you this, you could always just think about anyone you know that is a redhead. You remembering someone…? Genetic defect. Right? Exactly.
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rangas are a discrace to the human race. it is disgusting and shamefull to acknowledge that they are infact human.
I hope you die a painful death. This is a hate site. Seriously. Go **** yourself.
Ok, I take that back. I don’t hope you die a painful death, in fact, I hope it’s peaceful. But you can still go **** yourself.
L, I am very sorry that you are a redhead and though I don’t feel your pain (as I’m not a genetic defect), I can understand that you don’t appreciate people pointing out the incurable ailment that you have been inflicted with; but using hateful language doesn’t make things any better for you.
I recommend that you start up a new oganization trying to find a cure for your freakish disease that apparently has consumed too much of your genetic-defect-red-headed life.
Good luck. Let me know where I can donate some of my vast fortune so that one day we can eradicate all red-headedness from this planet.
L, this is not a hate site. It’s more of a hard love website, think the honest friend who tells you that your dress isn’t the fault that you look fat – it’s the fat underneath the ugly dress that makes you look fat.
The comments were better than the article, as the article was very poorly written. Loved the comment for “L” though.
BOB, sorry that the article wasn’t too entertaining… it’s just a news article, so there’s very little added to it. Most of the articles on this site are just reposts from other news sources.
Entertainment and personal commentary can be found at Retard Zone.
****wit get a life!!! I bet you are an ugly arse who is threatened by the beauty of redheads because you were rejected by one. Why oh why would you waste time even composing this piece of crap. I agree with L I hope you die a horrribly painful death!!!!
Are you arguing with the science quoted in this article? Look up the facts, nothing here is made up (try using Google). Upsetting people like you is why this site was made.
the proof that the rangas are a major gentetic defect is evidenced by the small number of posts on this site. It is an aboslute shame that ‘uwes’ people are a dying a slow (becoming extinct just like the ranga dinosaurs(they were ruthless back lacked some sort of solid genetic colour) death) because i think the variety in hair colour is what makes this world awesome – go you good red things (aka rangas) – i love you like a red motherf******!!!.
i would just lyk to say that redheads arent gentic defects. Because lots of ppl find attraction for em.. just because one or two f*cktards like ya selfs dnt like dont mean that there defects. I must say there r some hot redheads arent there and get a lot of fken attention. so wtf r you on about c*nt. obviously your some what rytardded in some way because, telling certain ppl that have red hair are defects thats just fuked man…. btw does strawberry blonde count as a redhead?
WTF C*NT, I am really interested if you have always had problems with communicating using some semblance of the English language. Instead of attempting to get into a deep and meaningful conversation though, I’ll just answer you question about “strawberry blonde”.
Since the “blonde” part of that description precludes someone from having the ailment of gingervitis, a “strawberry blonde” does not count as a redhead.