DMX and Vick trade pit bulls

Kids trade baseball and football cards.  I wonder if DMX and Michael Vick trade pitbulls.  Of course it’s now known that Michael Vick was a great football player (well, at least an entertaining-to-watch football player) and umm .. oh ya, and a member of some dog fighting ring.  Now it looks like DMX is the next to be accused of being into dog fighting.

Though Earl Simmons, I mean DMX, is currently “away” doing something, one of his houses in Arizona was recently searched with the outcome being lots of dogs being found.  This doesn’t mean anything of course, it just happens to be that in DMX’s house there were 3 dead dogs and 12 undernourished pit bulls found.

In a bold statement, Maricopa County Sheriff Joe Arpaio said “We have to send a message, that we’re not going to put up with animal cruelty, no matter who they are.”  I’m pretty sure that Sheriff Joe meant that he wasn’t going to put up with animal cruelty, no matter who is responsible for it.  Seems funny but I thought that Sheriff Joe was talking about defending DMX or Vick for a second.

DMX is 37 years old.  A rapper.  A movie star.  Very wealthy.  Seems that he would pretty much be a logical choice for a fellow dog fighter, along with Vick.  Maybe this wasn’t such an innocent search by the police but a lead (or tip) given by Vick or another member of the dog fighting ring.

All I know is that I suspect the following people to have random raids on their houses:

• Bill Cosby – dog fighting in Jello needs to be stopped before it takes off
• Louis Gossett Jr. – maybe he’s the godfather of the sport
• Tyra Banks – she’s a trainer and teaches the dogs to walk to the ring
• Halle Berry – after the topless thing didn’t work out well, she needs a new outlet
• Samuel L. Jackson – after forcing the dogs to watch Pulp Fiction a lot, they increase their anger 10 fold
• Snoop Dogg – he brings the winning dogs down with marijuana for safe transportation
• LeBron James – he’s got the money and celebrity, he’s just natural to be involved
• Michael Jordan – he has 23 dogs; his original hand injury was a dog bite and not a knife
• Shaquille O’Neal – he brings the attention to child-crimes, away from the dog fighting sport
• Kanye West – dogs help him catch up with his gold digger issues
• Jamie Foxx – everyone needs comedic relieft, even in dog fighting

This is all very serious.  Just ask Michael Vick.  He probably will have to go to jail for a couple months and will lose a couple million dollars in endorsements for everything.

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