Could eating grapefruit a day raise a woman’s risk of breast cancer? Possibly, researchers from the University of Southern California report in the British Journal of Cancer.

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In what has to be one of the most asinine and insane (and of course, retarded) lawsuits of all time, a South Carolina inmate is suing Michael Vick for $63,000,000,000 which is the 2006 GDP for Bangledesh.  Apparently the suit is not without cause, Vick is being allegedly accused of stealing the inmates dogs. Continue Reading »

China’s most elite kindergarten is only accepting ’round-headed’ students as they make the “cleverest pupils.” Based on this it makes perfect sense how Dogbert was so much smarter than Dilbert.
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Einstein is greater than today’s scientists. Proof? Einstein’s special theory of relativity states that nothing, under any circumstances, can move faster than 186,000 miles per second (the speed of light). Scientists with big brains and no girlfriends spent a lot of time to disprove Einstein. Einstein got girls, so he might not have finished writing his theory. Continue Reading »

Only the NBA has lamer fights than major league baseball. With the distances between players they typically do some sort of long distance ad lib Tai Chi/kung fu approach only to resort to combination hugging and girl slap attack. Jose Offerman (former major leaguer) who is attempting to avoid working at foot locker for another year playing with independent team the Long Island Ducks went “gladiator”.
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Moscow – A Russian region of Ulyanovsk has found a novel way to fight the nation’s birth-rate crisis: It has declared Sept. 12 the Day of Conception and for the third year running is giving couples time off from work to procreate.

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Jasmine Willis, 17, developed a fever and began hyperventilating after drinking seven double espressos while working at her family’s sandwich shop.The student, of Stanley, County Durham, was taken to the University Hospital of North Durham, where doctors confirmed she had overdosed on caffeine.

She has since made a full recovery and is now warning others about the dangers of excessive coffee drinking.
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You might think that balloons were a harmless distraction that entertained children. Little did you know they were lightweight killing machines. It’s a wonder kids ever made it to adulthood without bans on peanut butter, spanking, and boy scouts. Thank goodness they are safe at home sitting on their couch, watching three hours of television, listening to rap music and shooting people’s virtual faces off.
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A JAPANESE biker failed to notice his leg had been severed below the knee when he hit a safety barrier, and rode on for about a mile, leaving a friend to pick up the limb. The 54-year-old office worker was out on his motorcycle with a group of friends in the city of Hamamatsu, west of Tokyo, yesterday, when he was unable to negotiate a curve in the road and bumped into the central barrier.
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Merv Griffin isn’t just someone your folks has heard of.  Well, maybe he is.  Merv was responsible for some great things, like Vanna White on Wheel of Fortune, Jeapordy!, Golden Globes, and Grammy award show.  Aside from being worth billions of dollars, Merv enjoyed the world’s largest house, owned 23,000 cars, invented fire.  Continue Reading »