In what I would only describe as an internationally retarded act, China has begun building the second Great Wall, only this wall will be more semi-good and not great.  At three feet tall and 25 feet long, the wall’s purpose will be to guard against mice. Continue Reading »

There are some laws made that are really odd or old and still exist, here’s a great example that falls into the retarded category:  the most that can be levied against a company in Massachusetts if found guilty of involuntary manslaughter is $1,000. Continue Reading »

“Now a new type of retribution has been created to give every dog a little pay-back,” the site trumpets. The items sell for $7.99 and look an awful lot like Michael Vick; right down to the No. 7 jersey and the close-cropped hair. The figures are billed as being made of “state of the art dog material.”

No word on what that is, by the way, but the toys promise to stand up to any hound’s choppers: “The Vick Toy Doll is so strong and flexible, it will challenge even the most aggressive breeds. Especially the pit bull.”
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Los Angeles - A dog mauling incident was reported at the home of actor Ving Rhames on Friday morning, and one person is reported dead, according to police. Police said they got a call at about 7:15 am about a body on a lawn with bite marks. The victim, believed to be a property caretaker, was described as a Black male in his 40s.

Two dogs, reportedly Mastiffs, were captured by animal control officers.
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Someone let the Dog out, and it wasn’t the Baha Men.  Duane Chapman was maybe released from charges.  Maybe.  Maybe?  Oh ya, it’s because the court papers were written in some sort of sandscript that is unreadable by experts.  Dog’s attorney said that he “received a favorable ruling from the people in Puerto Vallarta. The extent of that ruling is unknown as we are still in the process of translating it.” Continue Reading »

A Madison man infuriated because an alleged hooker left with his money before finishing her work subsequently used his truck to repeatedly ram the Lincoln Town Car she got into and, unfortunately for him, did so while a cop was watching. The end result was that Jose A. Mojica, 33, of Madison, his brother-in-law, Oscar Maldonado, of Montgomery, Ill., and Brenda A. Freilinger, 42, of Madison, all face criminal charges for the early Monday morning incident.
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