“ACWORTH, Ga. — Construction workers at a high school were shocked to find a small kitten trapped inside poured concrete on Friday.“ .. who cares? Really?? I mean, it’s a kitten, ya, sure. It’s cute and pet-able, but in the overall scheme of life does anyone really care? It’s only cute for a couple months and then its a cat and, well..
A cat is pretty much just an excuse for single women to have a purpose that don’t go out on dates or hit the bar scene (looking for free drinks or satisfaction). In this case, the kitten was almost trapped in concrete being poured at a school to form stairs. Again, kitten vs. stairs, I would rather have stairs.
Since a cat doesn’t have a lot of value in the world, had the kitten been made into a step, it would have had more value to not only one lonely woman but to every student, teacher, and school administrator that used the step. This gives me an idea…
Why not start using cats for concrete. I mean, not a substitute, but as an additive. I’m sure that there are positive reasons that a cat’s parts can make concrete better. Though I’m not a scientist so I can’t tell you what the reasons are, there are reasons. Perhaps there will be a scientist that reads this article and comments on the kitten compound structure and how it melds with concrete to increase the properties of rigidity or tensile strength. I haven’t personally run over any cats in my lifetime, but I had friends in school that thought less of them than I did. Ya, it’s a sick world, but you’re part of it.
Just think about this, if I kept recommending using a kitten for concrete additive you would have thought I was an a-hole but since I turned the term kitten into cat, you just think that I’m crazy.
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the only real usable part of the cat would be the intestines, they may give the concete a bit of portection from earthquakes, at least it will crack but not come part. but we have rebar for that, and it may be an expensive process to make the intestines usable.
You are all sick by saying not to give the kitten a chance. It was not asked to be born into this world. I have six cats, all but one have been rescued. I love them dearly and each of them have a special personality and its not just a single woman not wanting to date. They are great companions– don’t nag or complain and are very independent not like a dog or a man. Like most women, we can take care of ourselves and proud of our independence. If more people loved cats, had then spayed and neutered then we would not have the over population. Get a gripped! Cats are great! Congratulations Vinson for saving the kitten- you are a kind man and the kitten will be grateful in her own way in a few months.
i think you need to go suck a big black **** and then swallow the semen and then **** it out and then eat it again because obviously the conclusion from that would be that you dont have enough money to buy a god damn 12 pack of ham and cheese hot pockets….or anything else for that matter.
to make the story short YOUR GAY!!!!
Wow Mr. Magee you have quite the graphic imagination, albeit it somewhat unusual.
Is really sounds like you have some kind of fantasy about that sort of thing? If so just head to ghetto bus station and start tapping away and your dreams will come true.
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wow, this guy needs to get laid. All his smack talk about how cats are just an “excuse” for single women so they don’t have to go out the bar scene is really just HIM venting because he’s that sucker guy who gets the blow off by those “non-cat” women at the bar scene.
what a douchebag!
oh, my, gawd. i cant believe someone would ever write or post something so horrible. so you don’t like cats, that’s no reason to have them all made into stairs. they’re living things and have every right to be here that you do. you’re a horrible person, with no compassion for living things. you disgust me, i hope you choke and die. dickhead.
I totally agree that not all cats should be made into stairs… some cats aren’t supportive enough