Canada’s dollar traded equal to the U.S. currency for the first time in three decades, capping a five-year run on the back of booming demand for the nation’s commodities.

The Canadian dollar rose as high as $1.0008, before retreating to 99.87 U.S. cents at 4:16 p.m. in New York. It has soared 62 percent from a record low of 61.76 U.S. cents in 2002. The U.S. dollar fell as low as 99.93 Canadian cents today.
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Indiana police responding to an traffic accident report got more than they bargained for when a driver of a Chevy Blazer claimed the accident was caused by an amorous and overweight couple making love in the back caused his vehicle to swerve and crash. This proves that fat people making out is not only a health risk to themselves, revolting for others to watch, and a potential traffic hazard.

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NEW YORK (AP) - Dan Rather filed a $70 million lawsuit Wednesday against CBS, alleging that the network made him a “scapegoat” for a discredited story about President Bush’s National Guard service.

The 75-year-old Rather, whose final months were clouded by controversy over the report, says the complaint stems from “CBS’ intentional mishandling” of the aftermath of the story.
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Nebraska Democratic State Senator Ernie Chambers has decided to go straight to the top in an effort to stop natural disasters from befalling the world. Chambers filed a lawsuit against God in Douglas County Court Friday afternoon, KPTM Fox 42 reported.
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Apple Inc., the company that stole it’s branding from The Beatles, has decided to tell it’s iPhone customers how to get a little of the unholy amount of money they charge for the iPhone back.  Just like Microsoft’s “giving back” of money after their colossal monopoly lawsuits, Apple is giving store credit.  So what can you get?  Well, this reporter decided to take a trip to an Apple store to find out what could be purchased for $100.00 in store credit.  The answer might surprise you. Continue Reading »

This seems just a little bit worse than planning on using cats for stairs.  In what seems like logic for men and insanity for women, Bradley Cianni’s fate is yet to be decided.  Seems that when Bradley decided he didn’t want a couple cats he found more people that didn’t want the cats too.  What next?  Kill ‘em. Continue Reading »

As the Economist reported, “Americans’ support for the death penalty is waning”.  It appears that Americans are either getting weak or have friends and family on death row.  In California, the land of tree huggers, there are over 650 people on death row, yet only 13 have ever been executed.  As for Texas…. Continue Reading »

“ACWORTH, Ga. — Construction workers at a high school were shocked to find a small kitten trapped inside poured concrete on Friday.“  .. who cares?  Really??  I mean, it’s a kitten, ya, sure.  It’s cute and pet-able, but in the overall scheme of life does anyone really care?  It’s only cute for a couple months and then its a cat and, well.. Continue Reading »