Age does not bring about intelligence

In perhaps what will become renowned as proof more money should be spent to cure Alzheimer’s, 93 year-old James Mason and his 85 year-old girlfriend Peggy Clark are set to become Britain’s oldest newly-weds.  How is something like this possible you ask?  Viagra?  Cialis?  Retardation?

The two met while at day-care.  Though it wasn’t discussed which one of them was in day-care, it might be assumed that the man is need of serious caring after since he is older than the creation of many everyday items yet still initiated the marriage process as he’s quoted to have said “I thought I’d better grab her when I could because we didn’t want to live in sin”.

Sin?  This is the 21st century there Mason.  Sin is in!

So the every anxious Mason (initiator of the Mason–Dixon Line) proposed within one-month of meeting Peggy Clark (perhaps she’s the first daughter from William Clark of the famous “Lewis & Clark” duo). 

“It’s a miracle. I’m in a dream,” said Peggy. “I feel like I’m going to wake up in a minute.

“When I introduced myself, he was the last one. There was silence and I looked at him and asked: ‘Do you come here often?’ I couldn’t believe I’d said that!

“His eyes were twinkling. The eyes are the windows to the soul and when you look you can tell. I knew instantly but I couldn’t say because he would think I was picking him up.”

James added: “I thought she was a bit of alright. The twinkle was in my eyes, I can tell you! It was love at first sight.”