Nick Cokas American idolized gold digger

In what has somehow become a major event in the life of only the loneliest and saddest, Katharine Hope McPhee has gotten engaged to Nick Cokas, also known as Grandpa Nick. Cokas, just a mere 80% older than McPhee hopes to avoid the pitfalls of Social Security dependability by attaching himself to McPhee.

The odds that this ‘power couple’ will actually get attention from anyone outside of the teeny bopper population is very low. Most mainstream media will ignore the engagement, as should most grown adults or people with a life. Thankfully, this is Retard News and if it’s retarded, we cover it.

Katharine McPhee is best known as the failure who lost in American Idol season 5.

Nick Cokas is best known for being the boyfriend of the didn’t-win American Idol star of season 5, Katharine McPhee.

Though friends and family of McPhee will be happy for her, there will be a much larger party at the Cokas household. As Nick’s family will no longer have to worry about supporting him in his old current age.

One Nick’s friends and peers are well known divorced father, Kevin ‘K-Fed’ Federline. On a request for comment, K-Fed had this to say “I told my homie N-Cokas that it doesn’t matter how big or little she is, her bankroll makes all the pain go away. And don’t worry about signing a pre-nup because it didn’t keep me from reaching wallet’s happiness. Peace out.”

All I can say is that I envy Nick and his ability to land a sugar-momma.

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