Archive for March, 2008

Obama might be first but still assumed to be second

Barack Obama tried to insist to Hillary Clinton that he was a front runner. Though there’s no proof, it’s speculated that behind closed doors he was crying into his hands, while muttering “I am, I am, I am”. It’s obvious that Obama isn’t yet aware that being a front runner doesn’t always matter.

“With all due respect, I won twice as many states as Senator Clinton. I won more of the popular vote than Senator Clinton. I have more delegates than Senator Clinton,” Obama said while campaigning in Mississippi, which is holding a primary tomorrow. “I don’t know how somebody who is in second place is offering the vice presidency to somebody who is in first place.” Continue Reading »

NY Governor Eliot Spitzer linked to prostitution ring

New York Governor Eliot Spitzer who pledged to bring ethics reform and end the often seamy ways of Albany, has informed his most senior administration officials that he had been involved in a prostitution ring, an administration official said this morning. The story was broken by the New York times this morning and the governor has canceled appearances for the day and is huddling with his top advisers.
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Mayor resigns after making false kidnapping by satan worshipers claim

The mayor of a small town in Arkansas resigned after being caught using a falsified name. The mayor claims he was abducted and brainwashed by Satan worshippers nearly three decades ago and brainwashed into forgetting his identity.
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French women like men in bed

A recently released study on sexual habits in France showed than women are becoming as aggressive, and in some cases more aggressive in their pursuit of sex. The two sociologists who compiled the research said that the French had fewer sexual taboos and inhibitions than ever before.

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Chinese attack world with toothpaste

LOS ANGELES (AP) — Criminal charges have been filed against a company that prosecutors say imported and distributed nearly 90,000 tubes of Chinese toothpaste containing a poisonous substance and a wholesaler that supplied local stores with the tubes, City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo announced Thursday.

Selective Imports Corp. sold the toothpaste containing diethylene glycol to distributors nationwide between December 2005 and May 2007, prosecutors said. Vernon Sales Inc. is accused of buying some of the tubes and reselling them to Los Angeles stores. Continue Reading »

Brett Favre is a cry baby

With tears streaking down his face and a catch in his voice, Brett Favre bade an emotional — at times painful — farewell to football Thursday at a news conference in Green Bay, acknowledging that he knows he can still play, but he does not think he wants to.

“It’s been everything I thought it would be and then some,” said Favre, whose retirement was announced Tuesday. “It’s hard to leave. You think you’re prepared for it. I’ve given everything I can possibly give to this organization, and I don’t think I’ve got anything left to give. Continue Reading »

Myspace ban costs parent his life

Hughstan Schlicker says he fatally shot his father last month because he wouldn’t let him use the Internet. The 15-year-old boy told Mesa police he shot his father in the back of the head last month because he wouldn’t let the teenager use the Internet, saying My Space was his outlet.
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Mysterious source of traffic jams discovered

After more than a decade of research team led by Prof Yuki Sugiyama of Nagoya University has solved the mysterious underlying cause of traffic jams when there is no obvious reason for the delay. In the New Journal of Physics a study by his group explains why we’re occasionally caught in jams for no obvious reason.
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Man killed by mattress

Doyle Smith, 42, was helping move the mattress when a gust of wind flipped the mattress and Smith fell and hit his head on the road. He was rushed to the hospital but died at Maury Regional Hospital in Mount Juliet, Tennessee.
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Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama both win Texas

Hillary won the popular vote in Texas but like New Mexico Texas has a two stage voting system. The secondary caucus results gave Obama a victory in the state Hillary has won the raw vote for giving a split victory. Clinton got a major boost in morale by winning more raw votes than Obama in Ohio, Texas and Rhode Island (she lost to Obama in Vermont), an Associated Press count of the delegates shows Clinton only reduced her opponent’s lead in delegates by 12. Continue Reading »

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