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	<title>Comments on: Global warming will cause cannibalism</title>
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		<title>By: Elizabeth</title>
		<link>http://retardnews.com/2008/04/02/global-warming-will-cause-cannibalism/comment-page-1/#comment-530</link>
		<dc:creator>Elizabeth</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 20:43:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Recently, there has been worry that Ted Turner is systematically taking over land surrounding the Ogallala Aquifer. Ranchers in the area have consistently been outbid by Turner.&quot;
Thankfully, degenerative dementia can&#039;t be spread. I could see him trying to put crazy in the water.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Recently, there has been worry that Ted Turner is systematically taking over land surrounding the Ogallala Aquifer. Ranchers in the area have consistently been outbid by Turner.&#8221;<br />
Thankfully, degenerative dementia can&#8217;t be spread. I could see him trying to put crazy in the water.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael</title>
		<link>http://retardnews.com/2008/04/02/global-warming-will-cause-cannibalism/comment-page-1/#comment-408</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:17:33 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>OK, it seems that Ted has followed a long line of old people that go insane.  How about the &lt;a href=&quot;http://retardnews.com/2007/10/21/nobel-prize-winners-are-crazy-people-too/&quot; rel=&quot;nofollow&quot;&gt;Nobel Prize winner&lt;/a&gt;?  Old equals crazy.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>OK, it seems that Ted has followed a long line of old people that go insane.  How about the <a href="http://retardnews.com/2007/10/21/nobel-prize-winners-are-crazy-people-too/" rel="nofollow">Nobel Prize winner</a>?  Old equals crazy.</p>
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		<title>By: Michael</title>
		<link>http://retardnews.com/2008/04/02/global-warming-will-cause-cannibalism/comment-page-1/#comment-407</link>
		<dc:creator>Michael</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 02 Apr 2008 16:15:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>First!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>First!</p>
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