Comment AddThis Social Bookmark Button AddThis Feed Button

Teenager survives shark attack in his bedroom

14-year-old Sam Hawthorne of Dudley England was “attacked” by a shark in his bedroom while sleepwalking. The teen was caught in the jaws of the beast for 15 minutes and drenched in blood before his parents could free him. The holiday souvenir on the wall left a small scar and the boy took a few days off from school.

He said: “My excuse was I’ve been bitten by a shark. I took the shark head in to prove it.”

News Article

Comment AddThis Social Bookmark Button AddThis Feed Button

Posted By: Jerome

News Category: Everyday Retards

 

2 Responses to “Teenager survives shark attack in his bedroom”

  1. [...] Teenager survives shark attack in his bedroom [...]

    Retarded Post « Pages By Default on 24 Jun 2008 at 5:40 am
  2. hey my name is nakita morris i am 14 years old and i feel sorry for you sam

    love nakita

    nakita on 04 Oct 2008 at 8:58 am
comment
Comment

Recycled PixelsCarbon neutral pledge:
This website uses 100% recycled pixels

A Retard Empire Production Retard News © 2012.   Help | Complain| Contact Us
All rights to offend children, adults, and animals are reserved.