Seems that in Norway, a woman has found a way to increase the value of fake hair. The value of the wig actually didn’t change, but maybe her head became more valuable, when the woman glued 2.2 pounts of cocaine to her head.
There have been wilder things glued to much more interesting parts of the body, but gluing something to your head should earn you some bonus points. Just think what William Shatner is smuggling under his hair piece.
The 32-year old British woman arrived late Sunday at Vaernes airport near Trondheim must have been itching her head a lot, as the customs agents were quick to realize something was wrong (maybe it was the large quantity of dandruff falling out of her wig).
Customs agents interviewed mentioned that the woman had a lot more hair than whatever the usual amount of hair should be and searched the wig.
The cocaine needed to be removed by a local hospital due to the amount of glue that was used to hold the cocaine to the woman’s head. Though no further information was released on the procedure used to remove the cocaine, there’s likely a woman that needs a wig because her head was completely shaved.
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