Archive for August, 2008

XXX-Files, the truth is now out there

The star of the T.V. series The X Files, David Duchovny, has entered into rehab for sex addiction. From an exclusive interview, Duchovny is quoted as saying “I have voluntarily entered a facility for the treatment of sex addiction. I ask for respect and privacy for my wife and children as we deal with this situation as a family.”

Duchovny, 48, has been married to actress Téa Leoni since 1997. They have two children, daughter Madelaine West, 9, and son Kyd, 6. Continue Reading »

Bloomberg News Wire first to report Steve Jobs dead

Bloomberg news wire published Apple CEO Steve Jobs obituary on August 28th accidentally. With recent rumors of health problems fueled by his recent weight loss most news services have a Jobs death story ready to run.
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Rescuers dodge second suicide jumper rescuing body

In a scene similar to the movie ‘The happening’ British Coastguard crews were forced to dodge a second suicide jumper while trying to retrieve the body of an earlier suicide jumper.
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World’s first beauty pageant for nuns cancelled

Italian priest Antonio Rungi has cancelled the Miss Sister Italy the world’s first beauty pageant for nuns after complaints.
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Flight Attendants must now watch for terrorists and porn

As airlines begin to roll out internet access a need to react to questionable material being displayed flight attendants are being called upon to monitor what can be seen by fellow passengers.
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Retards mistake boy for missing girl and try stealing him from parents

The media missing person search of the month for the missing toddler Madeleine McCann took a retarded turn when a vacationing British couple mistook a small boy for Madeline and tried to rescue him from his own parents.
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Main in critical condition after trying to kite surf in hurricane

Most people were smart enough to listen to emergency officials and take cover in Fort Lauderdale during Tropical Storm Fay, but not one kite surfer who is now hospitalized in critical condition. The stunt was captured by a local film crew from WFOR-TV Miami.
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Bigfoot body revealed to be a rubber costume

The bigfoot body discovered by two Georgia men and sold to SearchingforBigfoot.com owner Tom Biscardi paid an “undisclosed sum” has been revealed to be a Halloween costume.

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Baby comes back to life

One pound is equal to 16 ounces. The average size picther of beer weighs 60 ounces which is almost 4 pounds, or in this case, about three times the size of a baby that doctors had declared dead 5 hours previous to the discovery that the baby was still alive.

In Kafr Yasif in the Galilee a woman gave premature birth after only 23 weeks of gestation. The baby was declared dead by doctors who no doubt were drinking at the time. The discovery of the live baby occurred after the father decided to see his child one last time. Continue Reading »

Model from Americas Top Model packing a surprise

One of next season’s girls on America’s Top Model will be packing a surprise – literally. 22 year old Isis, a 22-year-old former receptionist is a man who is decent looking enough as a woman to compete.
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