Baby comes back to life

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One pound is equal to 16 ounces. The average size picther of beer weighs 60 ounces which is almost 4 pounds, or in this case, about three times the size of a baby that doctors had declared dead 5 hours previous to the discovery that the baby was still alive.

In Kafr Yasif in the Galilee a woman gave premature birth after only 23 weeks of gestation. The baby was declared dead by doctors who no doubt were drinking at the time. The discovery of the live baby occurred after the father decided to see his child one last time.

The baby was found to be breathing in the morgue after the father unwrapped it. With great surprise the father ran with the baby towards doctors, screaming that the child was alive.

“I was in shock,” the mother told Channel 2 last night. “I thought I wasn’t hearing it right when they said she was still alive.”

Dr. Moshe Daniel, the hospital’s deputy director, said that in his 35 years as a physician, he had “never heard of such a case. It was like a medical miracle.”

The hospital informed the Health Ministry, which will now decide whether to set up an internal or external investigating committee. Daniel speculated that the cooling effect of the morgue slowed the infant’s metabolism, causing her oxygen consumption to be very low. There have been rare cases of people who nearly froze under snow “coming back to life,” but there have been no reports of babies doing so.

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5 Responses to “Baby comes back to life”

  1. thats a lawsuit in the works. how fooken retarded can a doctor be? if i was the parents i’d have me some doctor ballz for dinner.

    rafael botox on 20 Aug 2008 at 7:24 pm
  2. Rafael, I really appreciate you sharing your opinion with the class and agree with you about the doctor’s level of retardation being greater than a doctor should normally have. But I do have two questions for you, how could you be both parents and is cannibalism a life choice for you?

    Michael on 20 Aug 2008 at 8:29 pm
  3. Well Michael, it just so happens humans taste wonderfully delicious.

    Pwnyou on 15 Oct 2008 at 6:35 pm
  4. I had a Chinese one about an hour ago, but am hungry again already.

    jerome on 23 Oct 2008 at 6:56 pm
  5. that’s an incredible story

    punta cana on 14 Sep 2011 at 3:36 am
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