Chinese play checkers, Americans Monopoly, Russians chess

One of the faithful readers of Retard News decided to share a story from the Asia Times Online, no doubt wanting to share something about the article’s title which is Americans play Monopoly, Russians chess. While the article is pretty much boring and a recap of events that occurred years ago, it got my attention.

While unable to find Waldo in any of the pictures there were some interesting observations made, which are most likely just a fluke.

The article starts talking about Vladamir Putin and some event he watched on television back in 2004, because apparently that’s news for Asians.

There’s little to gleam from the article, mostly because the words are really big and confusing. It does seem that the accredited author, Smeagal Spengler, wants to get paid by the word though, as the article is 2,498 words long and uses nothing but boredom in order to keep readers going.

Thanks for helping with the insomnia felt by millions of netizens.

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