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Bigfoot body revealed to be a rubber costume

The bigfoot body discovered by two Georgia men and sold to SearchingforBigfoot.com owner Tom Biscardi paid an “undisclosed sum” has been revealed to be a Halloween costume.

In a long statement on SearchingforBigfoot.com, Kulls reveals what he found early Sunday morning Eastern time as the body thawed out.

“I extracted some [hair] from the alleged corpse and examined it and had some concerns,” Kulls writes. “We burned said sample and said hair sample melted into a ball uncharacteristic of hair.”

Kulls called Biscardi in California, who told him to heat the body to speed up thawing.

“Within one hour we were able to see the partially exposed head,” Kulls continues. “I was able to feel that it seemed mostly firm, but unusually hollow in one small section. This was yet another ominous sign.”

“Within the next hour of thaw, a break appeared up near the feet area. … I observed the foot which looked unnatural, reached in and confirmed it was a rubber foot.”

“It definitely looks like our [Sasquatch] costume,” owner of Internet Halloween-costume retailer TheHorrorDome.com, told FOXNews.com last week after viewing photos of the body.

The Biscardi team immediately went into crisis mode. Biscardi called Whitton and Dyer at their California hotel. They admitted it was a hoax and agreed to sign a promissory note at a meeting set for 8 a.m. Pacific time at the hotel.

But when Biscardi got there, he “found that they had left.”

“At this time action is being instigated against the perpetrators of this fraud,” Kulls writes on Biscardi’s Web site. “On behalf of myself I can say with certainty Matthew Whitton and Ricky Dyer [are] not the best Bigfoot trackers in the world!”

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Posted By: Jerome

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2 Responses to “Bigfoot body revealed to be a rubber costume”

  1. i’m still trying to figure out if “Sasquatch” is Bigfoot’s name, or if that’s the name of his species

    media boy on 19 Aug 2008 at 9:23 pm
  2. But the Bigfoot guys are such trustworthy fellows! I’m sure they just put a rubber suit out by mistake. Will the real Bigfoot be revealed?

    David Gerard on 20 Aug 2008 at 8:56 pm
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