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Retards mistake boy for missing girl and try stealing him from parents

The media missing person search of the month for the missing toddler Madeleine McCann took a retarded turn when a vacationing British couple mistook a small boy for Madeline and tried to rescue him from his own parents.

“Madeleine” was actually Leone Drpic, the son of Croatian soccer star Dino Drpic and supermodel wife Nives, who were none too happy about his attempted abduction.

“I started getting suspicious when the British woman approached Leone and started chatting with him,” Nives told the Daily Mail newspaper. “Suddenly she grabbed him by the arm, apparently thinking nobody was watching him.”

The couple became even more convinced that the youngster was the missing Briton after secretly taking a couple of photographs.

So when the adult leading the child was not looking, the British woman grabbed the youngster’s arm.

After realizing her mistake, the woman apologized, Nives Drpic said.

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Posted By: Jerome

News Category: Everyday Retards

 

2 Responses to “Retards mistake boy for missing girl and try stealing him from parents”

  1. So Jerome, what will it take for you to stop insulting people with special needs by calling everyone who isn’t as smart as you a “retard.” Guessing we’ll all have to wait for your first child to be born and if the kid has special needs we can all breathe a sigh of relief. Then you’ll get how offensive and demeaning your comments are.

    mary on 21 Aug 2008 at 8:49 am
  2. Hi Mary, thanks for taking the time to comment here.

    Jerome is actually the head of a Mensa and due to his ability to ferrit out the lesser geniuses, he has never had to pay membership dues.

    As for calling people a “retard” with lesser intelligence, he does have a habit of doing that.

    It use to really annoy Stephen Hawking too.

    Michael on 23 Aug 2008 at 3:43 am
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