One of the faithful readers of Retard News decided to share a story from the Asia Times Online, no doubt wanting to share something about the article’s title which is Americans play Monopoly, Russians chess. While the article is pretty much boring and a recap of events that occurred years ago, it got my attention.

While unable to find Waldo in any of the pictures there were some interesting observations made, which are most likely just a fluke. Continue Reading »

In the wonderfully insane city of Jacksonville in Florida, the police say Reginald Peterson needs to learn that 911 is not the appropriate place to complain that Subway left the sauce off a spicy Italian sandwich.

Police said the 42-year-old man dialed 911 twice last week so he could have his sub made correctly. The second call was to complain that officers weren’t arriving fast enough.

Subway workers told police Peterson became belligerent and yelled when they were fixing his order. They locked him out of the store after he left to call police. Continue Reading »

Los Angeles is home to the Lakers, half of Mexico, and now celebrty breast cancer. Though there’s no current proof, it’s believed that the smog in Los Angeles might be attributed to the cancer of women’s breasts. Proof of this is actress Christina Applegate, who is reportedly undergoing treatment for breast cancer.

Ame Van Iden, publicist for the 36-year-old actress, released a statement late Saturday. Continue Reading »