Greatest obituary ever written

James William Adams, 54 died September 9th in Converse Memorial Hospital in Wyoming. Jim who was tired of reading flattering obituaries wrote the greatest obituary of all time.

Jim, who had tired of reading obituaries noting other’s courageous battles with this or that disease, wanted it known that he lost his battle. It was primarily as a result of being stubborn and not following doctor’s orders or maybe for just living life a little too hard for better than five decades.

He was sadly deprived of his final wish, which was to be run over by a beer truck on the way to the liquor store to buy booze for a date. True to his personal style, he spent his final hours joking with medical personnel, cussing and begging for narcotics and bargaining with God to look over his loving dog, Biscuit, and his family.

He would like to thank all “his ladies” for putting up with him the last 30 years.

During his life, he excelled at anything he put his mind to. He loved to hear and tell jokes and spin tales of grand adventures he may or may not have had.

He leaves behind five sons a wife, two ex-wives and four grand-children.

In lieu of flowers he requested that you make a sizeable purchase at your favorite watering hole, get rip roaring drunk and tell the stories he no longer can.

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