Robbie Williams hoping for UFO abduction

The intelligent inhabitants of planet Earth are aware of several things, one of those things is that that are not any extraterrestrials around. Thankfully, Angels singer Robbie Williams, is not going to be confused for an intelligent inhabitant of any place that he goes to.

Williams, who has previously claimed to have had extraterrestrial encounters, arrived armed with video equipment in his search for aliens during a recent visit to Trout Lake in Washington.

Extraterrestrial expert Michael C Luckman recently identified Robbie as an alien ambassador, so it would only make sense that Williams would spend two weeks at UFO camp.

Luckman, director of the New York Center for Extraterrestrial Research, also revealed Robbie plans to return to the ranch “very soon”.

The expert has now invited the 34-year-old singer to prepare for alien contact by being connected to a special brainwave machine.

Luckman believes Robbie must be trained to deal with “highly advanced” intergalactic life-forms by boosting his “psychic powers” and undergoing a procedure similar to one used on Nasa astronauts.

Luckman – author of Alien Rock: The Rock ‘n’ Roll Extraterrestrial Connection – has offered to conduct the testing in New York.

He promises to keep the results confidential, unless Robbie wants them to be released.

Luckman recently claimed Robbie is a “point man” for extraterrestrials and will soon start a new religion in their honour.