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105-year-old virgin claims celibacy secret to long life

Clara Meadmore of Cornwall England claims that avoiding the “hassle” of having sex was the key to her 105 year life span.

She claims she’s never had any interest in it, and swears she was never a homosexual.

Clara who can remember the Titanic sinking in 1912 said she made up her mind at age 12 she would never marry.

In 1903 Clara was born in Glasgow, Scotland and worked as a secretary and housekeeper early in her career.

Clara added: “I grew up in an era where little girls were seen and not heard so I had to learn to stand up for myself and earn my own living.

“Some men don’t like that in a woman and before long I was too old to marry anyway.”

She served in the British Army in Egypt during the second world war, and lived in London and New Zealand before retiring 40 years ago.

Queen Elizabeth, sent her Clara a birthday card congratulating her on her long life.

On the opposite end of the spectrum WIlt Chamberlain did only live to be 63 years old so perhaps there is some truth to her claim.

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Posted By: Jerome

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