After playing with post-in notes and sniffing glue, Scotch tape is considered one of the more entertaining office supply materials. Of course you could shoot rubber bands at co-workers (it’s done at the official Retard Empire headquarters), but never discount the ability to make x-rays while in a vacuum.

Just two weeks after a Nobel Prize highlighted theoretical work on subatomic particles, physicists are announcing a startling discovery about a much more familiar form of matter: Scotch tape. Continue Reading »

Kathleen Allmond and her son Tony Ray allegedly cremated their grandmother in a cement backyard barbecue pit that.
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Florida elections officials came across an application to vote filed by ACORN from Mickey Mouse this summer.
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A Canadian man is claiming he should not have to pay for child support because he slept through the child’s inception.
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A 21-year-old British woman got an early Halloween scare when a picture she took of a shark in an aquarium appeared to show a human head in the coral.
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Authorities in Licking County Ohio have filed felony charges against a fifteen year old girl accused of taking naked pictures of herself and then sending them to her classmates.
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If Iceland were an ocean, it would be dried up. If Iceland were a grass lawn it would be all dead crab grass. If Iceland were a fire, it wouldn’t have enough energy to smoke. Fortunately for Iceland, they are only failing in the financial market and not truly a dried up ocean.

Icelandic banks are unable to finance about $61 billion of debt, 12 times the size of the economy. That’s pretty impressive. Imagine that you made $30,000 a year and owed $360,000 on something like a mortgage. Huh? What?? Oh… sorry, so you do make $30,000 a year and owe $360,000 on a mortgage. Hmm… Continue Reading »

Bill Malcolm has been ordered to take down a three foot tall barbed wire fence erected to keep out thieves by his city council in Worcestershire England.
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Freddie Johnson, 19 of Cleveland Ohio was paid cash and given cigarettes to register to vote 72 times over an 18 month period.

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Red Wine may reduce the odds of getting lung cancer, however white wine apparently does not reduce the risk.
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