Archive for October, 2008

Bank robbed twice in one day

A Wells Fargo bank in La Mesa California was robbed twice in one day this Monday.
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Robbie Williams hoping for UFO abduction

The intelligent inhabitants of planet Earth are aware of several things, one of those things is that that are not any extraterrestrials around. Thankfully, Angels singer Robbie Williams, is not going to be confused for an intelligent inhabitant of any place that he goes to.

Williams, who has previously claimed to have had extraterrestrial encounters, arrived armed with video equipment in his search for aliens during a recent visit to Trout Lake in Washington. Continue Reading »

Railroad engineer sent text message seconds before deadly crash

Cell phone records revealed that train engineer Robert Sanchez sent a text message 22 seconds before driving through a red light and crashing into an oncoming train.
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Teacher fired for asking third grade students for massages

A third grade teacher from Kissimmee Florida has been fired for asking some of her third grade students to give her massages.
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Politician alleges troops executed 5,000 prisoners during hurricane Katrina

Former US Congresswoman and Green Party presidential candidate Cynthia McKinney alleges 5,000 prisoners were executed by the military during hurricane Katrina.
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Report warns milk and meat must be rationed to save planet

Humans must ration themselves to four small portions of meat and one liter of milk per week to save the planet from global warming according to a major new report. Currently people are consuming on average twice that amount of milk.
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