Archive for November, 2008

GM Lays off Tiger Woods

The lagging economy has even caught up to Tiger Woods, who was laid off by General Motors today.
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Chinese man can blow up balloons with his eye

Ping Zui of Hubei China can blow up balloons using only his eye.
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Noise violators sentenced to listening to Barry Manilow

Noise violators in Fort Lupton, Colorado have been sentenced to listening to Barry Manilow by Judge Paul Sacco.
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Family tormented by haunted sofa

Nigel and Christine Strange of Bristol England have had their home life ruined by a piece of haunted furniture.
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Court bans ‘disabled crusader’ from suing after filing 400 lawsuits

Jarek Molski a wheelchair bound self-described crusader for the disabled cannot file another lawsuit.
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Doctor confident she can cure werewolves

Pruthviraj Patil an eleven year old from India suffers from a rare condition commonly known as “werewolf syndrome” and is covered in hair.
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Canadian Supreme Court rules obese get second airline seat for free

Canadian Supreme Court rules obese get second airline seat for free

Court rules obese don’t have to pay for second airline seat

The Canadian supreme court has ruled that obese people do not have to pay for a second seat if they cannot fit into one seat.
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Boy hospitalized for video game seizure

A 13-year-old boy Italian boy was rushed to the hospital after what was believed to be a stroke or a brain disorder.
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Cheating husband blames iPhone glitch for naked pictures of himself

A woman is divorcing her husband after he claimed a technical glitch on his iPhone was responsible for sending pictures of his genitals to another woman.
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Flight attendant helps land airplane after pilot has mental breakdown

A flight attendant help land an Air Canada 767 after the co-pliot had to be restrained following a mental breakdown on route to Heathrow airport.
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