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World’s fattest man builds ramp to consummate marriage

Manuel Uribe who once topped the scales at 1,257 pounds had a special ramp built to consummate his marriage.

His friends constructed a three foot ramp with reinforced concrete to allow him to raise up the lower half of his body.

The heavy-duty love ramp allows Manuel’s new bride access to his private parts.

He confirmed the ramp worked and he and his wife “are now a true couple in the eyes of God.”

A friend was quoted as saying “He and Claudia are very happy with the love ramp and, for the first time, being in bed has become fun for Manuel.”

Claudia was married October 26 to Claudia Solis

After the wedding he said: “I am proof you can find love in any circumstances. It’s all a question of faith. I have a wife and will form a new family and live a happy life.”

Manuel was transported to the his wedding on his specially-reinforced four-poster bed, draped with cream and gold and adorned in bright sunflowers, on a flatbed truck.

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Posted By: Jerome

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