Archive for November, 2008

Real life Cinderella no Disney movie

Police claim a teenage niece was beaten and forced to live as a house servant while her nieces lived in comfort.
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Doctor claims Hitler lost a testacle in first world war

According to a priest a German doctor confided to him that he had treated Hitler after a battle and the future Nazi leader lost one of his testacles.
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Al Qaida leader calls Obama racial slur

Al Qaida’s second in command Ayman al-Zawahri called president-elect Barack Obama a racial slur in a recently released video.
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Court orders homeless man to pay $101 million dollars for starting fire

55-year-old Steven Emory Butcher has been ordered to pay $101 million dollars for starting two fires that burned 163,000 acres.
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World’s fattest man builds ramp to consummate marriage

Manuel Uribe who once topped the scales at 1,257 pounds had a special ramp built to consummate his marriage.
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Man kills wife, covers body in peanut butter hoping animals will eat it

William Walsh, 29 of New York has admitted to killing his wife Leah after an argument over cheating and a rather unique strategy to destroying the evidence.
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Roseanne Barr declares blacks are ignorant bigots

Formerly employed alleged comedian Roseanne Barr has lashed out at African Americans for supporting California Proposition 8.
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Dog survives being run over at 70mph trapped in bumper for 15 miles

A stray dog was hit by a car traveling 70 miles per hour in Italy and survived.
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Python dead parrot joke 1,600 years old

The famous Monty Python parrot joke is apparently 1,600 years old, and that’s not the combined age of their now geriatric cast members either.
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Villagers dig homemade tunnel through mountain

Villagers of a remote village in China spent five years digging excavated by hand.
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