Archive for November, 2008

US Postal Service to have first layoffs in history

The US Postal Service has lost 2 billion dollars and will have to lay off more than 40,000 jobs to stay afloat.
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2 Dead after argument over college football game

An argument over the Alabama LSU college football game led to a double homicide in rural Alabama.
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Motorola gets knocked out of first

Apple’s iPhone has finally done what Apple had hoped it would do, it became the top selling handset in the United States. The research and numbers were compiled for the third quarter of 2008 by NPD Group.

Motorola’s Razr has held the coveted stop for 3 years, or 12 consecutive quarters. The Razr fell to second place and was followed by Research in Motion’s BlackBerry Curve at third and LG Electronic’s Rumor and Env2 next. Continue Reading »

Dried mushrooms could slow global warming

When trees decompose they release carbon dioxide in what is known to as the carbon cycle. When dry fungi assists significantly less carbon dioxide is released than in wetter soil.
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Watching television can make you pregnant

A recent study found that teenagers who watch a lot of television are twice as likely as their peers to get themselves or someone else pregnant.
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Australia to implement national web censorship

Australia is joining China with nations implementing national web censorship in a plan put forward by the government.
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Author Erica Jong predicts civil war if Obama loses

Feminist Author Erica Jong predicts a second American civil war if Obama loses with blood running in the streets.
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