Comments on: Pirates are alive and well and setting new records http://retardnews.com/2009/01/09/pirates-are-alive-and-well-and-setting-new-records/ News from retards around the world. Mon, 06 Feb 2012 07:40:19 +0000 hourly 1 By: Michael http://retardnews.com/2009/01/09/pirates-are-alive-and-well-and-setting-new-records/comment-page-1/#comment-746 Michael Wed, 14 Jan 2009 22:10:11 +0000 http://retardnews.com/?p=714#comment-746 I think that David Ash's statement that night vision detection should be used at night is fantastic.. I know that recently Jerome has been to the eye doctor regarding problems he has using his night vision equipment in the middle of the day. I've already written a strongly worded letter to Captain Jack Sparrow and refuse to see any more movies of his until he stops ransoming oil cargo ships. I think that David Ash’s statement that night vision detection should be used at night is fantastic.. I know that recently Jerome has been to the eye doctor regarding problems he has using his night vision equipment in the middle of the day.

I’ve already written a strongly worded letter to Captain Jack Sparrow and refuse to see any more movies of his until he stops ransoming oil cargo ships.

]]> By: David Ash http://retardnews.com/2009/01/09/pirates-are-alive-and-well-and-setting-new-records/comment-page-1/#comment-744 David Ash Sat, 10 Jan 2009 05:32:20 +0000 http://retardnews.com/?p=714#comment-744 Great article however, what is so hard above waiting for them to dis-embark and blowing them sky high through night vision or infrared detection at night? Or following them back to their Port and getting them, or 100 hundred other ways to do it. This problem is totally retarded, and I wonder why this is so difficult to figure out. You have to bomb them relentlessly at their camps, capture them, cut their heads off, stop all ships from leaving Somalia, stop all supplies to them, protect every ship for a while, and send mercenary special-ops in and assassinate them all. Not an easy task, but worth it. Great article however, what is so hard above waiting for them to dis-embark and blowing them sky high through night vision or infrared detection at night? Or following them back to their Port and getting them, or 100 hundred other ways to do it. This problem is totally retarded, and I wonder why this is so difficult to figure out. You have to bomb them relentlessly at their camps, capture them, cut their heads off, stop all ships from leaving Somalia, stop all supplies to them, protect every ship for a while, and send mercenary special-ops in and assassinate them all. Not an easy task, but worth it.

]]> By: Richard http://retardnews.com/2009/01/09/pirates-are-alive-and-well-and-setting-new-records/comment-page-1/#comment-742 Richard Fri, 09 Jan 2009 22:29:35 +0000 http://retardnews.com/?p=714#comment-742 In this day of miniturization, the solution to the piracy problem seems obvious: -One covert GPS locator attached to ransom container -One GPS guided air to surface missile -Pirates leave vessel -Missle meets pirates -Great return on ransom investment. Okay, so it might only work this way a couple of times but I am sure there are even more creative ways to "GPS tag a Pirate". In this day of miniturization, the solution to the piracy problem seems obvious:
-One covert GPS locator attached to ransom container
-One GPS guided air to surface missile
-Pirates leave vessel
-Missle meets pirates
-Great return on ransom investment.
Okay, so it might only work this way a couple of times but I am sure there are even more creative ways to “GPS tag a Pirate”.

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