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Man tells on himself and receives no reward

When growing up, children are usually told not to tell on other people and learn the nickname of tattletale as a negative conotation. In the case of a Cedar Grove, Wisconsin resident, the term tattletale is inappropriate as he did not tell on someone else, but instead called the police about himself.

Sheboygan County prosecutors say a 21-year-old man who crashed his uncle’s car called police to report that he stole the car and had been drinking. The man was charged Friday with a felony count of taking and driving a vehicle without the owner’s consent. The charge carries a maximum penalty of six years in prison and a $10,000 fine.

According to the criminal complaint, the man had been drinking heavily early Friday morning, then decided to drive for cigarettes about 1:30 a.m.

The man lives with his uncle, who was sleeping at the time. The complaint said the man took his uncle’s car and drove about half a mile before crashing and rolling the vehicle.

Prosecutors said the man also told police he didn’t have a license.

Source: The Sheboygan Press

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Posted By: Michael Sharpe

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