Archive for January, 2009

Searching Google destroys the environment

Environmentalists have calculated the cost of Google searches on the environment and it’s about 7g of CO2.
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Fire station burns down for the second time

An early morning Sunday fire on January 11th at a fire station caused 2 million dollars in damage and destroyed all six of it’s fire engines.
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Why else would you wear a fruit on your head?

There are a new set of helmet laws in Nigeria and the police are enforcing the new helmet law, even if that means giving tickets to the riders that are wearing helmet-like items on their head. Of course, with any new law instituted there are going to be loopholes and ways around the specifics, but your empty watermelon carcas isn’t going to be enough. Continue Reading »

Police end 3-hour standoff with empty shed

Waco’s standoff lasted 51-days, Ruby Ridge standoff lasted 12-days, but with the Salt Lake City police force a standoff with an empty shed only lasted 3-hours. Continue Reading »

Attacking a door comes with 37-year prison sentence

O.J. Simpson was convicted of kidnapping, armed robbery and assault with a deadly weapon and could get anywhere from 9 to 33-years of state prison. Michael Vick was convicted of felony conspiracy in interstate commerce/aid of unlawful animal fighting venture and was sentenced to 3-years in prison. Robert Kane sawed through a neighbor’s front door and received a 37-year prison sentence. Continue Reading »

When Pandas attack

The human race really shouldn’t be at the top of the food chain as it seems there are complete morons running around that amazingly haven’t been removed by survival of the fittest. In China there is one giant panda that is doing it’s best in order to reduce the mentally lower part of the population. Continue Reading »

Pirates are alive and well and setting new records

There are a lot of movies about pirates made. In reality though, pirates are becoming more of a problem than previously thought. Off of the coast of Somalia a supertanker that was filled with 2,000,000 gallons of oil was being kept by pirates who were awaiting a $3,000,000 ranson. Maybe the pirates wouldn’t have had to wait if the price of oil was still $100+ a barrel. Continue Reading »

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