In a “photo-op” that caused panic and office evacuations Air Force One buzzed low over the New York skyline causing panic throughout the city.
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In Begrade a Serbian union official decided to speak out his decision to chop off his finger and eat it in protest over wages that have not been paid in years. While speaking about it, Zoran Bulatovic said “it did not show how desperate he and other workers were.” Continue Reading »

Teenagers are so entertaining. Take for instance a Beloit, Winsconsin teen that needed money to pay his lawyer that was defending him against charges of drug posession, theft of movable property, and disorderly conduct. Said teen was caught stealing from a Chevrolet Camaro at 4:30 a.m., which seemed like the right thing to do. Continue Reading »

Because there’s little else to do in Bloomington, Minnesota, a couple of early 20-somethings decided to play on a bridge. That’s all fine, until the 23-year-old man that pretended to fall off of a bridge that goes over the Minnesota River actually fell off of the bridge. Continue Reading »

Mexico, South of Here — For those Mexicans who haven’t already crossed the border a deadly pig flu has broken out and killed about 60 people.
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KINGSTON, Jamaica — Jamaica mobilized it’s police and put the army on alert bracing for violence over it’s new tax increases which will effect gas, cigarettes and many consumer items.
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LIVERPOOL, UK — After another clown fell nine feet and broke his foot, other clowns are being stripped of their characteristic large floppy shoes.
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Martha Stewart’s prize chow Ghenghis Khan died in a propane gas explosion and fire at a dog kennel where the pooch was staying.
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RIVERA BEACH, Florida — Most of the founding fathers may not have risked their lives to create a constitution protecting pants falling off that were modeled off male prisoners signaling their openness to having sex with other prisoners.

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WASHINGTON, DC — House’s National Economic Council Director Lawrence Summers was so captivated with plans to rescue the economy with Barack Obama he fell asleep.
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