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Man driven to suicide during Watchmen movie

Eugene Oregon – A man shot and killed himself during the Watchmen movie rather than finish the depressing two hour and forty three minute box office dud.

Police say the movie which was drawing a small audience as was typical for Watchmen thankfully only had about ten people in the theater at the time.

The 24-year-old man was only able to make it through about half of the movie before the tiny crowd heard a popping noise.

The man was found in the rear of the Regal Cinemas theater, fortunately the closest person sitting two rows away.

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Posted By: Jerome

News Category: Entertainment

 

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