Teenagers are so entertaining. Take for instance a Beloit, Winsconsin teen that needed money to pay his lawyer that was defending him against charges of drug posession, theft of movable property, and disorderly conduct. Said teen was caught stealing from a Chevrolet Camaro at 4:30 a.m., which seemed like the right thing to do.
In order to earn money to pay for his first lawyer he was caught possessing a GPS system, nine CDs, and seven video games. When arrested and asked by the police why he was stealing, he claimed he needed he money to pay for a lawyer.
No doubt he will be hiring a new lawyer by holding up folks at gun point in order to help with the charges of felony burglary, possession of burglar tool, and bail jumping.
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