Archive for April, 2009

Airplane bathroom trip may land passenger in wheelchair for life

McALLEN, Texas — A 47-year-old woman was paralyzed while using the bathroom on a flight from Houston early Saturday morning.
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Stop smoking gum causes cancer it was meant to prevent

LONDON, England — A recent study on nicotine gums, lozenges and inhalers revealed a link to mouth cancer. Continue Reading »

Ninja robs dry cleaner with sword

WEYMOTH, Mass — A man dressed as a ninja carrying a sword robbed a convenience store in Weymouth Monday morning.

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Jackie Chan makes anti-chinese comments

BOAO, China — Apparently Chinese have their own ‘n’ word double standard in effect, or at least Jackie Chan is hoping so as he unloaded on Chinamen recently.
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Hackers at Florida A&M are not l33t

A Florida college student has been sentenced to nearly two years in prison for his part in a failed scheme to change his own grades and those of others on the Florida A & M University computer network. Continue Reading »

Bill Murray’s bad golfing nearly kills woman standing in her yard

LUTZ, Florida – Gail DiMaggio was struck in the head by a badly hooked tee shot from actor Bill Murray.
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Couple crushed by McDonalds golden arches sign

McDonalds famous for ‘supersizing’ people nearly flattened an Arizona couple parked outside their restaurant when the golden arches sign fell on their Chevy Trailblazer.
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Pirate bay founders sentenced to one year in jail

Sweden – The four founders of the famous file sharing site Pirate Bay have been sentenced to one year in jail for breaking copyright laws.
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Student left out in sun to die for not doing homework

New Delhi, India — A reported classroom punishment by a teacher has left an 11-year-old student dead in India.
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Woman overcomes wheelchair handicap to murder teen

Los Angeles, CA – A wheelchair bound woman in her 30s has been arrested by police in Los Angeles for fatally stabbing a 15-year-old teenager.
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