Archive for April, 2009
Hong Kong Christians build massive Ark hotel
Hong Kong – The 450 foot long luxury hotel looks like Noah’s Ark complete with 67 pairs of fiberglass animals.
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13-year-old caught robbing bank
Peoria, Illionois – Police caught a 13-year-old hiding in a garage less than an hour after robbing a bank covered in red dye.
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United Airlines charging fat people more to fly
If you have trouble fitting into your seat be ready to pay double if you plan on flying on United Airlines.
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Man stabbed for farting
WACO, Texas — Jose Ramirez of Houston was arrested after stabbing a fellow motel room guest with a knife after farting.
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Selfish suicide jumper nearly kills unsuspecting teenager below
17-year-old Derrick Mulnoz was knocked unconscious by a woman who jumped to her death at a New York City mall.
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Man dies nine times and lives
Houston, Texas — 59-year-old actor recently had a heart attack and died nine times before he could be stabilized.
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Harry Potter’s bully arrested
Camden, England — 19-year-old Jamie Waylett, the actor who plays Vincent Crabbe the school bully in the Harry Potter films was arrested after police found the boy was running a marijuana operation.
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Mother wins son’s sperm in court
Austin, Texas – Marissa Evans, has won an emergency ruling to harvest sperm from her deceased 21-year-old son.
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Man driven to suicide during Watchmen movie
Eugene Oregon – A man shot and killed himself during the Watchmen movie rather than finish the depressing two hour and forty three minute box office dud.
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