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Fake ape tries to steal fake bananas

Because in Wisconsin there’s not enough to do, a man dressed in an ape suit and attempted to steal foam banana displays from the inside of local gas stations. So far the fake ape has only attempted this at two different gas stations in the Fond Du Lac area.

Motives are currently unknown as the police have not yet nabbed the suspect, no further information is available on why someone would choose to dress as an ape to steal fake bananas.

Source : The Reporter

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Posted By: Michael Sharpe

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