Archive for May, 2009

73% of teaching applicants fail math test

Only 27 percent of 600 aspiring elementary and secondary teachers in Massachusetts passed a basic mass test this March.
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Results prove underage mother cheated on her 12-year-old boyfriend

DNA results are in from the famous underage couple in England and it turns out 15-year-old Chantelle Stedman was a two-timing whore.
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Communist Chinese destroy sex focused Love Land theme park

Chinese communist leaders bulldozed a theme park in Chongqing named Love Land that was to open in October.
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Vice President Biden blurts out secret location of government bunker

Vice President Joe Biden who is giving former president George Bush a run for his money in political gaffes divulged the secret location of the vice presidential bunker in at a media dinner.
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State funded adoption agency declares anyone against gay parents are retarded

According to the British Association for Adoption and Fostering, a government funded adoption agency are ‘retarded homophobes’.
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