Archive for June, 2009

Cookie dough more unhealthy than previously known

Nestle has recalled Toll House cookie dough due to possible E. coli that has sickened 66 people in 28 different states. According to ABC News, many of the afflicted people reportedly had eaten some of the cookie dough within a period of time surrounding their illness. Continue Reading »

FDA warns against hand sanitizers

Clarcon Biological Chemistry Laboratory Inc. of Roy, Utah, issued a voluntary recall of some skin sanitizers and skin protectants marketed under several different brand names, the FDA said in a statement. Continue Reading »

$1,000,000 mattress is missing

In Israel, a woman was trying to be nice and buy her mother a new mattress so she scheduled and had it delivered. The old mattress was taken to a city dump before the mother returned home to learn her daughter had been so thoughtful as to buy her a new mattress.

Upon realizing what had happened, the mother informed her daughter that she had kept her life savings of approximately $1,000,000 in the mattress. Continue Reading »

Miami prosecutor arrested for beating pizza delivery woman

Miami, FLORIDA — Miami prosecutor David Ranck reportedly got in a shouting match with a pizza delivery woman outside of his that turned violent.
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