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Trick or treat using jellyfish

Keith Edward Marriott is a 41-year-old man who likes to play tricks on people. In this latest round of trying to self-entertain himself he pretended to drown. When someone would give attention to him he would stop the fake drowning and fling jellyfish.

According to the Madeira Beach, Florida sheriff’s office, beachgoers were concerned for the safety of Keith until they were pelted with sea creatures.

Marriott was arrested and charged with disorderly intoxication and carrying a concealed weapon. The weapon wasn’t a sea urchin, but was a pocketknife.

Being held on $250 bond is enough to keep the drunk jellyfish thrower out of jail.

Source : St. Petersburg Times

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Posted By: Michael Sharpe

News Category: Everyday Retards

 

One Response to “Trick or treat using jellyfish”

  1. Wow, this story is awesome! The only thing it is missing is more information about what dumb bitches he hit with jellyfish. Probably some huge tittied dumb hoes. Yeah, serves them right!

    Shawn on 20 Feb 2010 at 3:32 am
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