Archive for November, 2009

GNO = Guy’s Night Out

A guy’s night out can include many things, in the case of an Indianapolis man that meant a strip club. To his 5-year-old son, that meant watching cartoons. Everything sounds acceptable, unless the man leaves his son in the cab of his semi-truck in order to make it happen. Continue Reading »

Celebrity chef attacked by ham

Celebrity chef Paula Dean was hit with a ham while trying to do a good deed, helping to unload 25,000 pounds of donated meat for an Atlanta food bank. Not wanting to show she’s afraid of the same meat she’s been made famous by cooking, she continued to help unload. Continue Reading »

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