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GNO = Guy’s Night Out

A guy’s night out can include many things, in the case of an Indianapolis man that meant a strip club. To his 5-year-old son, that meant watching cartoons. Everything sounds acceptable, unless the man leaves his son in the cab of his semi-truck in order to make it happen.

The 39-year-old man was arrested at 1:15am on Tuesday, charged with child neglect and public intoxication.

There wouldn’t have been any problems if the drunk man didn’t call the police reporting his truck stolen. The truck wasn’t stolen, it was actually parked in the parking lot but the man was too drunk to find the truck.

When police opened the truck they found the son watching cartoons.

The mom/wife of the guys came to the rescue and bailed out the man while picking up the son.

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Posted By: Michael Sharpe

News Category: Everyday Retards

 

2 Responses to “GNO = Guy’s Night Out”

  1. I think that most of the content on this website is funny or interesting. Yet I cannot tolerate anymore of the bad grammar (not from posters, but from authers) and poor sentence structures. It’s giving me a headache and directing me to do something more productive with my time.

    goggles on 05 Mar 2010 at 5:52 pm
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    dave on 22 Mar 2010 at 10:43 pm
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