Archive for May, 2011

Police miss largest safety belt violation ever

Police in Chiapas, Mexico stopped two trucks heading toward the United States. The trucks are described as being trailer and though there are no reports so far, this could be a huge fine for the drivers as the penaly for being a coyote is bad but having up to pay for the seatbelt violation in the smaller truck would be over $19,200! Continue Reading »

The British don’t believe in heaven

Being British isn’t the problem, though that’s not a benefit unless you are paid to speak unintelligibly or be royalty; the problem is that Stephen Hawking isn’t afraid of the dark and now he’s trying to scare the world’s population of nyctophobia-ists. That’s right, RetardNews is breaking the news now about the dark! Continue Reading »

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