Cancer caused by celebrities

This is not possible… Ryan O’Neal is suggesting that he and his offspring could have given Farrah Fawcett cancer. Maybe the New England Medical Journal and other scientific commmunities could get together to discuss this amazing realization. Cancer could be caused by celebrities, does that mean that the cure for cancer is found?

When someone can find the cause of something, like the cause of cancer being stupid celebrities, that means that logically the cure could be to get rid of all celebrities. Is there a negative in this solution?

Of course the sites that live off of the ignorance of the masses would have to stop pandering to the social dregs, but that’s cool.

Let’s kill off cancer!

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